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Daft Pun

@cooperearljones

P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode savant. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch the YouTube links you send (ever). Music. Four time coitus champion.

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Last night I was picking up dinner and bought a drink for $2.70. I gave the guy a $5 and told him to keep the change. Why do I feel like a jerk?

12.03.2026 14:05 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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I wonder what he’s thinking 🤔

12.03.2026 12:57 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The last person from social media who came over to help me ended up stealing from me and he wasn’t even an eagles fan.

11.03.2026 15:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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11.03.2026 15:00 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Cowboys are closer to signing Mason Crosby than Maxx Crosby.

11.03.2026 01:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
10.03.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If you effortlessly know who Chester Copperpot is, make sure you took your pills today

10.03.2026 23:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m supposed to water?

10.03.2026 15:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a lot of spots going bare and some uneven areas. I don’t know where to start or exactly how, so I’ll probably just not do anything.

10.03.2026 12:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve used a lawn service before and they were terrible. I just want someone to give me a strategy/tips on how to get where I want to be.

10.03.2026 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nocurry-ous B.I.G.

09.03.2026 18:05 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need help getting my yard in order, but don’t want to pay to have it done or pay to advise me how to do it 😞

09.03.2026 18:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Good to have sports back for the first time in a month

09.03.2026 17:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does he say “Fitzpatrick” like that?

09.03.2026 17:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh hey it’s bedtime, but here’s another 42 hours of daylight

09.03.2026 00:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 23:40 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Putting this together today after spending all day putting a dresser together. Then I have to barbecue later. Dadding so hard.

08.03.2026 18:34 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Great, the day is already halfway over

08.03.2026 15:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everything is ass

08.03.2026 12:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kinda irks me that some of these Kevins are ahead of Kevin Hart

08.03.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
deadmau5 - There Might Be Coffee and Aural Psynapse (Evan Duffy Piano Cover)
deadmau5 - There Might Be Coffee and Aural Psynapse (Evan Duffy Piano Cover) YouTube video by Evan Duffy

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08.03.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@humandads.bsky.social W instructions, chat!

08.03.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pistakes were made

07.03.2026 15:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t trust Volkswagen drivers

07.03.2026 15:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Get out and enjoy what may be the last legit long sleeve day for a while

07.03.2026 14:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Try as I may, I cannot not dance to Young Turks

07.03.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s not in charge Noem more

06.03.2026 00:17 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 00:16 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

So…check out after 755…got it

04.03.2026 13:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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