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trial attorney, anti-adverb zealot, and Oxford-comma enthusiast.

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Murdered by a MAGAt. Swings and roundabouts.

15.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A message for πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊPresident @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu and πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺChancellor Merz: "You can't support those who set the world on fire and then blame the smoke caused by the fire."

In an era where most of Europe's leaders are so spineless, Pedro Sanchez really stands out.

14.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1417 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 11
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15.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

βœ‹ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarterβ€”even the declaration of no quarterβ€”is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

13.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 16117 πŸ” 6930 πŸ’¬ 645 πŸ“Œ 617
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β€œBut, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

13.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 15261 πŸ” 3466 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 163
A woman in a light purple wig sits in passenger seat of zamboni, holding a banner which states "no ICE, no more, no kings, no fear" in same font and colors as Minnesota Frost team iconography.

A woman in a light purple wig sits in passenger seat of zamboni, holding a banner which states "no ICE, no more, no kings, no fear" in same font and colors as Minnesota Frost team iconography.

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game.
No ICE
No War
No Kings

No Fear.

14.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 10092 πŸ” 1808 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 84

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability πŸ™„

14.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 6097 πŸ” 985 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 43
LDAD – Lawyers Defending American Democracy

Which is why I love these people so much ldad.org

14.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Iran’s sports minister says football team will not play at 2026 World Cup Iran cannot participate in the 2026 World Cup after the US killed their leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the sports minister has said

92 days until World Cup 2026. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

11.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 3917 πŸ” 858 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 22

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

09.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 5279 πŸ” 617 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 9

β€œThe reason why fools and knaves thrive better in the world than wiser and honester men is because they are nearer to the general temper of mankind, which is nothing but a mixture of cheat and folly.” -Samuel Butler

08.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

Lindsey Graham is a traitor

07.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disastrous appointment.

07.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel targeted.

07.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump demands Iran’s β€˜unconditional surrender’ as bombs pound Tehran and Beirut US president again calls on Iranian people to overthrow government or face β€˜absolutely guaranteed death’

Imperialism is back on the menu!

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

06.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gov. Maura Healey, a Democrat, questioned why Noem wasn’t fired officially today during a press scrum. β€œI mean look, Kristi Noem has done a great disservice to the Department of Homeland Security, to what it has stood for, to what has it meant historically,” she said.

Healey said Noem, who also oversaw U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, was an β€œabsolutely terrible appointment.”

β€œUnder her watch, ICE has made us less safe, not just in Massachusetts, but all around this county. She had no business being in that role in the first place, and I’m glad she’s gone,” said Healey.

Gov. Maura Healey, a Democrat, questioned why Noem wasn’t fired officially today during a press scrum. β€œI mean look, Kristi Noem has done a great disservice to the Department of Homeland Security, to what it has stood for, to what has it meant historically,” she said. Healey said Noem, who also oversaw U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, was an β€œabsolutely terrible appointment.” β€œUnder her watch, ICE has made us less safe, not just in Massachusetts, but all around this county. She had no business being in that role in the first place, and I’m glad she’s gone,” said Healey.

Even when criticizing Kristi Noem, Maura Healey can't help but reveal her inner cop.

www.wgbh.org/news/nationa...

06.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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β€˜It’s not acceptable’: Will a small town be left $7.8m on the hook for the World Cup? At a meeting of the board that governs the World Cup stadium in Foxborough, promises were made if not accepted

99 days until World Cup 2026. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

04.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that the appellate argument is finished let me check in to see what’s new in the world…..

We’re at war with Iran??? Wtf???

03.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"stop them from making IEDs"

does anyone know what the I in IED stands for

02.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1564 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 0

"no stupid rules of engagement"

02.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 712 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 21

Shoutout to 1080p: the people's 4K

02.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

The normies yearn for the mines.

03.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol incredible AIPAC ad. Quoting Kat's high school newspaper from when she was literally 16 years old. An AI generated campaign pin that gives up on spelling her name, seemingly making her Hawaiian. Another AI generated pin that makes Marco Rubio extremely handsome for no reason. Fantastic work. πŸ§‘β€πŸ³πŸ˜˜

02.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1873 πŸ” 279 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 15

Mashallah.

03.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCorrect me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

02.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 895 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 12

HOW are you single???!!

03.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol tbh this was my first meme. And I’m damn proud of it.

03.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SOOOO FUXKING LOST ON THAT FIRE RED HAIR

03.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SLAAAAAYYYYY

03.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0