Kabal of the Grievous Sorrow aka From Commorragh

They do realise that the teeth condition of the english population throws this supposed method in the trash, right.

more malevola :P

Well, as primarchs to be attracted to go, it could be worse. Trust me, I am a Night Lords fan.

It speaks volumes of the condition of the US that they would cause me to cheer for Nintendo of all people.

Weak and empty people only ever see the power and not the complexity that comes with it. Which is why they always wreck society when they gain power.

Went to the space gym, obviously.

Or even worse, make them the main villain with nebulous past and eldritch powers that is actually cool but barely is in the books and does absolutely nothing but sit on the horizon menacingly.

Well that sounds boring as fuck. Or straight out of a GRRM book, which is about the same.

It's by design. Daemon Angron is an empty shell that knows only rage and the pain of his existence, and therefore a better killing machine. Angron was a person. His daemon self is only a weapon. AoS even spells it out loud: khornates are a death cult made of fleshy weapons, optimised for bloodshed.

Gotta love how the cover makes Felix look like a badass but at this point in the story he is about as strong as a wet noodle.

Well I should have expected that from the guy who wrote a character whose slaaneshi mutation is a penis so horrific it scares people (Trollslayer, for those wondering).

Bretonnia, kingdom of the simps

SILKENTHIGHS
Who the hell thought that was a fitting title for a warlord

Yet another case of Kin superiority.

Look at this man. 30 years later, literally dying, got through 3 B.O.W. events and coing through number 4, saved the world twice by himself, and still has FABULOUS HAIR.

I think that the person who wrote "you shall live to see man-made horrors beyond comprehension" was talking about this (among other things).

Ah yes, the innate masculinity of collecting plastic dolls and making pew pew while moving them (which I have been doing for 20 years).

Malevola from Dispatch

As someone who has built this motherfucker once, let me tell you... it's way worse than you can presume from that description.

About 90% of my D&D campaigns. The other 10% has no friendship but still has the deicide.

This is why reading physical copies is the True Way.

absolute poison ivy fanart

I mean, if I had a dozen immortal squabbling children, random vacations would be a must.

...I have some serious questions about how that empire lasted so long.

And he was installed by a MONKEY?!

Wait wait, elaborate on this "rat weaboo runs fantasy China" bit. Because it sounds hilarious.

"Let's make golems with magic uranium, it won't backfire WHATSOEVER"

I am sure that throwing Chapters into a warp anomaly will not backfire WHATSOEVER, despite the imperium's record of doing that and getting backfire.

Of course. It's a well known fact that parasites have a tendency to reinfest.

Oh noes.
Tragic.
I wonder which new fandom he will try and fail to parasitise. Again.