Jay

this conversation could have been a json schema

My disappointment is as dense as a neutron star.

Huge inroads into the "Has a literal fucking Nazi tattoo and is retweets Nazis but isn't actually one we promise" voting demographic.

Can't wait until he wins and is Fettterman 2.0.

I bet you I can go the rest of my life without shopping there.

Bigfoot Flap Unfolding in Ohio? | Coast to Coast AM Bigfoot enthusiasts are buzzing over a series of suspected Sasquatch sightings said to have occurred in Ohio over the last few days.

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Spay for the girls is set for April. Getting new driveway gravel this week. This is the exciting life of a middle aged dude.

I stopped building keyboards because I have like seven extra ones I made and never use but I have the urge to build another one lately.

Love to get lectured by someone who's responsible for our electric bills soaring because of a gigantic bribery scandal he's involved in, and who's never eaten out of a dumpster.

GIRLS TRIP

You should take @spinachfoote.bsky.social in all seriousness. Not that I'm not fun.

When are we leaving?

illuminati humiliation ritual symbolizing an imminent and very funny public firing

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

They go for like $300 when they turn up. Grail gadget for me.

This is how I access Bluesky.

Or the Goodtime III

Petition to rename Jan 6 as the Pedophile Putsch

Opinion | A.I. Companies Are Eating Higher Education

come on, pop, bubble, pop! from vice dean for AI initiatives at Columbia: "Young people are quickly becoming so dependent on A.I. that they are losing the ability to think for themselves...administrators are aiding & abetting a hostile takeover of higher ed" www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/o...

YOU ARE WELCOME I ALSO APPRECIATE YOU

YO IT IS @unknownrelic.com's BORFDAY TODAY GO LOOK AT THIS ART. A FRIEND AND A LEGEND.

I want to see it in my house next.

I have the mall, pool, and Chipotle at home.

Y'ALL THIS IS GREAT.

Arthur C. Clarke’s quote about humans mistaking technology they don’t understand for magic remains undefeated.

I gotta be honest. I never get tired of seeing Elon Musk eat shit, every time something comes up I get a little spark.

I read farther in and yeah, you're right.

No. This is like a shorthand for proclaiming one is upper class and presuming that everyone who enjoys this form of entertainment is a rube who is stuck in the 1980s. It's just rankly preforming class for an audience on Bluesky.

No. If they're real they derive no genuine joy from anything. All their leisure activities are pursued strictly from the basis of maintaining class-appropriate appearances.

I'm the new CEO of Bluesky. They wanted another Jay for continuity.

Clown shoes for real.