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on the right we have my large new coffee machine and on the left is an smaller, feeble espresso machine… which appears to be wearing a gay little hat

my lovey gifted me my beautiful new towering alpha coffee pot equipped to make 14 beautiful cups of coffee. the beta espresso machine is trembling in its presence.. clearly !!

missing the loud as fuck sunchip bags

post so nice u write it twice

i was right there….

making kelsey feel like a cringe ass poser by showing up to the hard core show on time

meemaw crowd killing with the cane

YEAHHHH

WOW………………. gets sexy with it

all is right in the world when i am with my lovey

we scented like u wouldn’t believe

another classic lie from Lying Kelsey

cameron is 5’4” on a good day his ID is a lie…… 5’8” my ass

just so everyone knows i won SIX games of pool….. kelsey won two. do not let her tell u otherwise. #bountifulbilliards

slops u

we’re going trough crazy at slop fest

my job is sit in chair and be pissed off

in the pit straight up straight up glomping

more like doctor domore for the women in your life

tony the yeast rat

let’s consult the bush

death rattle on my pussy

launches myself at u my crash landing causing more explosions

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hey does anyone know if we’re getting beat in the fuckin head tomorrow ?

sick ass paddington in peru cup with lil paddington figure on the lid

now that’s swag

WOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ven you are a star!!!!!!

ME TOO!!!!

fuck yeah dude

noticeable once again at the bright eyes concert. soup girls love conor