New favorite quote/truth bomb just dropped:
“asking questions is good, being actually interested in people's answers is a gift”
10.03.2026 20:30
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New favorite quote/truth bomb just dropped:
“asking questions is good, being actually interested in people's answers is a gift”
"You're talking to me all wrong. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron"
He's in Michigan, for an awful reason
The fucking accuracy
Lmfaooooooo
You'll never guess what this is in response to
I'm gonna bite it
Not worried about the sealant so much as the fleshinesss.
^^
Where we goin?
Happy MAR10 day to all who celebrate
Average load
*of washing machine detergent
LotR Uncut Trilogy is when Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli compare foreskin lengths.
Director's cut
Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.
Image of Link holding the master sword and hylian shield with background impact shading and cracks outlining the Triforce
Image of Link holding the master sword and hylian shield with background impact shading and cracks outlining the Triforce
Zelda tattoo is finished!
On one hand this obviously sucks. Also this is kind of hilarious? The fuck do you MEAN your AI thinks speaking Spanish is just Catherine Zeta-Jones?
so many people message me and ask “what is the need now? and “are all the needs met?”
the needs are endless. we are trying to patch 1000 holes. fuck ice. fuck trump.
Currently tearing my hair out because I adopted an urgent rent need for a family that needs to pay $3050 RIGHT MEOW to stay out of eviction court and then I got an urgent request from another rent fund and there’s $320 left in my Venmo account. So much need and I wish I could be everywhere at once 😭
Guess this one sucked
There she was a just a walking down the street
Singin doo a diddy you've got cum on your shoes
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Heads up SW!
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From a friend -
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#spicysky #infosec
When I was
A young boy
Colorful
Naw we love a fun spoon
"Because you keep buying th-" fuck you
Why does my son have so many spoons
My wife: yeah we definitely didn't get three inches today
Me: yeah and you definitely know three inches when you see it
MW: Derek
Cumdump truck
Is this anything?
Ok all done jorking penits. It's officially sounding sausage time. Who up sounding they rod?