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Now everyone will go look up the book and it will make NY Times. #sighs #booksky #writingcommunity

I just told my husband
“I’m so glad I have you and our child in my life”
and he was like 😌
and then I continued on with “because if I was single and childless, there would be nothing stopping me from going to sleep at 7:00”
and he immediately switched up to 🤨

I wonder how many times I have to say “I’m about to fucking lose it” before it actually happens

There is nothing more embarrassing than a cyber truck with a temporary tag on it. It gives me the ick.

Changing your mind doesn't always mean you've abandoned your principles. It often means you've learned something.

It's better to contradict yourself and be accused of hypocrisy than to stick to your guns and sacrifice your values.

The hallmark of integrity is not consistency. It's honesty.

It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷‍♂️

vLookup tables deserve more recognition

Latest Pew data surprises:

Reddit is the youngest network 🤔
TikTok is the least educated 🤨
Instagram is the most racially diverse 🤓
Twitter is almost 50/50 Dem/Rep 🫣

Getting caught up on the RHOSLC and omg THIS is reality tv. Bravo to Bravo on this one.

What are we using square root for? I don’t use that in marketing, so can someone give me a real world use case for this?

Today was a good day.

Do you ever wake up and you’re just not in a good headspace? Like not for any reason in particular, but you just can’t get in the groove for the day and things are just off.
That’s today for me.

“I” is apparently an exclusion to that rule.

I just turned off my autocapitalization. does that make me cool now?
I think that’s how the kids are doing it these days.

The artist creating mind-bending images of an alternate Hong Kong through AI | CNN Bianca Tse’s photographs could not exist in real life, but the image maker says they capture a distinct Hong Kong “flavor.”

Her images could not exist in real life, but the artist says they capture a distinct Hong Kong “flavor": cnn.it/42kmHGb

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner

Me sitting with my thoughts waiting until I can express them

a sign that says one eternity later on a wall ALT: a sign that says one eternity later on a wall

13 days later

I’m so happy to have a place to air out my thoughts again. I’ve so badly needed this.

this felt very Facebook circa 2007 but I couldn’t help myself

what’s meant for me won’t miss me

I missed sharing every waking thought I have. Maybe I’ll do that more often again

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a jersey that says ato tero Alt: two men are standing next to each other and one of them signals a peace sign and slowly fades and disappears

My brain until Tuesday, January 2:

It's become a cultural problem that we confuse viral with worthy/value.

Some days I just want to redownload MSN Messenger and go back to simpler times

Pretty much ...

Not the bird with the ride along 💀