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Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man…

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And also we have Waitrose?

14.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re very kind, Sam.

13.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ikr‽

13.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fugazi have a lyric for every occasion…

13.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also, distracted by waiting for my mum to go. Always waiting for the bigger axe to fall.

13.03.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post hoc ergo propter hoc?

13.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s ok, I’m just being an arse, Sam.

13.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For no reason I can explain, I’m going to go with the red river hog. I just feel like we’d vibe and the hog would know that, yeah, we cool but the bookshop ain’t the joint…

13.03.2026 21:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We played birdsong at the start of my dad’s funeral so every dawn…

13.03.2026 21:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whatever it is, it don’t impress me much…

13.03.2026 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Middle-aged question, but does anyone do the thing anymore with a roast chicken where you take out the wishbone before carving and make a wish on it?

13.03.2026 19:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

(also, thank you, you are very kind)

13.03.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaa, foolish mortal!

13.03.2026 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you have a mandolin, by all means use it - you’ll obvs get more even slices. I never use heat so that I don’t wind up even slightly cooking the slices.

13.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Damn it, all my questions are about Norse myth and climbing!

13.03.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kidding. Slice s thin as you can, lay flat on baking parchment in a fan oven with the fan on but no heat, door open.

13.03.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No.

13.03.2026 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amazeballs

13.03.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a black and white photo of a samurai holding a sword in his hand . ALT: a black and white photo of a samurai holding a sword in his hand .
13.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had no idea they were a thing?

13.03.2026 11:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I've personally never known an abortion that I thought would've been better going on a full term pregnancy, but, also, that doesn't matter because it's none of my business.

12.03.2026 17:59 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Sexuality, gender identity, and abortion all have the same principle at heart: "I'll do what I like with my body and it's none of your business"

12.03.2026 17:56 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

We've fumbled this ball so badly. I imagined once it was accepted that anyone pregnant has bodily autonomy, I simply didn't think we'd have to go over it again.

Sure, there were always fringe nae sayers, but no meaningful opposition. Fascist voices have been mainstreamed.

12.03.2026 17:55 👍 28 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
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Wildlife to replace historical figures on banknotes The public will help choose which animals and birds will appear on the Bank of England's new notes.

Finally, our priceless wildlife is being valued! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11.03.2026 13:22 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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We’ve started surveying #Fylingdales Moor to plan restoration after last year’s #Wildfire. It’s a desolate landscape. On the upside, areas with higher plant diversity and more Sphagnum moss seem less affected by the #Fire. I wonder why? 🤔💧 #GreatNorthBog #Water #Peatland @northyorkmoors.org.uk

12.03.2026 09:35 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I’m comfortable with that outcome…

12.03.2026 08:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ICYMI, our annual report (detailing the 24/25 restoration season) is available. Together with our partners, funders and landowners and managers, we've brought almost 52,000 hectares of the #GreatNorthBog under restoration management since 2009:
www.yppartnership.org.uk/sites/defaul...

11.03.2026 13:39 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

More power to you. Unfortunately they insist on putting the monarch on one side down here…

11.03.2026 19:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lancashire Evening Post
TOAST WARNING TO PRESTON STUDENTS.

Lancashire Evening Post TOAST WARNING TO PRESTON STUDENTS.

“Don’t get mixed up with Ray Bloody Purchase”

10.03.2026 16:20 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

You’re welcome!

09.03.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0