Me remembering the number on that offer letter ๐คญ
Me realizing I have to go back in an office next week after working remotely for 5 years
Having a brain with a high affinity for pattern detection is such a double edged sword because as soon as a vibe shifts I clock it almost immediately. I would love the privilege of being able to be delusional sometimes ๐ตโ๐ซ
Shoutout to the friends that will immediately fix your crown if it starts to slip ๐ฅน
Thank you ๐
This Lizzo mixtape is about to be the soundtrack of my summer and I love that for me
Every time a law firm touts their "commitment to diversity" the Meet Our Team section of their website snitches on them every time ๐ Everybody on this website is paper โฌ๏ธ. They don't even have a single redhead ๐
I just know some of these companies be screaming when they get my redlines back ๐ because why did you think we were going for that? ๐ค
The Labubu propaganda is lowkey getting to me ๐คฃ
America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.
You can learn a lot about a personโs character by how they show up when things are going GREAT for you, not just when things go wrong. Ppl with hidden envy / resentment struggle to celebrate major wins, but theyโll gladly show up in your sadness.
Who is there for you when youโre at your happiest?
It has been a LONG week chile ๐ญ
Sometimes I be wanting to check in on ppl, but then I remember that Iโm always the one checking in.
Well if you insist ๐คฃ
I have 3 PS5 controllers but the chroma pearl is calling my name ๐ญ somebody tell me don't do it ๐
My Instacart shopper is a Black woman ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ
Grief and gratitude can exist at the same time
- Get good grades
- Do relatively well at work
They never see the struggle that occurs behind of closed doors:
- panic
- procrastination
- rejection sensitivity dysmorphia
- difficulty prioritizing
- anxiety attacks
- tears
#blacksky
#blackadhd
#blackadhdsky
#blackneurospicysky
There's never a wrong time to start choosing yourself
The audacity of some people is insane. I just walked into a room and my nose was assaulted by the smell of cigarettes and ass. How do you leave home smelling like that? ๐ซ
Wait, Southwest started charging for bags? My shaylaaaaaa ๐ญ๐ฅบ
My sleep schedule is so screwed lmaooo
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
A lesson in procrastination: I've been meaning to upgrade my phone for the last month and as I was rechecking my phone's trade in value for the 647362525th time last night I dropped it and cracked the screen, significantly reducing the trade in value ๐
Oop, I'm scared of you ๐ฌ
People who eat crunchy peanut butter are sociopaths.
It's truly scary out here fr.
Lord protect me from men that wanna be me instead of be with me ๐๐พ
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The fact that I find myself quoting Animal Farm and 1984 on a regular basis is a testament to the Orwellian hellscape this country has become ๐ตโ๐ซ