Aaron 😬😬😬

Seeking answers in nature to the male loneliness epidemic: wave to the boys

lol this cop pissed himself

A warning over a highway near Interstate 5 in Los Angeles that reads “live weapons over freeway”

We just live in a john carpenter movie now.

We Jews know this vibe as “Temple Men’s Club President”

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers

the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

Trump thinks you defeat the left with violence, but really you do it by getting them arguing about the precise definition of ableism

Image with the photographer holding a cigrette and a pint of beer. Across the table is Snoopy also holding a cigarette but drinking root beer. It’s night time on a city street and there’s a bright McDonald’s sign across the way

hey sorry, can’t. busy.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Hear me out: CEQA, but for starting a podcast

Hahah it’s his favorite numbers

Who could forget

The man was married to this woman so ya, he’s very openly a sub

people just want an app that gives them that slop they like