LotionHub (sex free edition) : the app electrocutes you via the LotionHub brand shock collar if you become sexually aroused & if that doesn't work it digitally clogs your toilet via the iClog app. For best results, make sure your iPlunge Electric Plunger is hooked up to your toilet's WiFi network
got cut off by a guy with bumper stickers that say "i will bite your dog" and "i could beat up your dog" and "your dog sucks👎"
bluetooth lotion dispenser that only dispenses lotion when you use the app
quit rangemaxxing bro the deer and the antelope are playing
she daylight on my savings time til i turn my clocks forward
country covers of smashing pumpkins songs would be like "despite all my rage it is still just a home on a range"
who up daylighting on they savings time
*at the office supplies store*
hey bro do you have any papyrus
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we need a disney princess who is literally the joker
you know what really gets my goat?
chupacabras.
if nobody can see him & nobody can ever hear him call...how did they know to write a song about him 🤔
we need a disney princess who feasts on human flesh
oh are people talking about jim carrey
shawty unearth my apparatus
people are talking about how they think drew carey got cloned bc he looks different but it's probably just plastic surgery
what's all this about somebody cloning drew carey?
seth rogen died for your sins
me if i was a doctor : *looking at an xray* i hate your skeleton. your skeleton sucks.
haha sike
(of the christ)
they should remake the passion of the christ but seth rogan plays the lead role
ARF ARF ARF WOOF RAHHHHH
GRRRRR I AM SO MAD
nobody ever lies on the internet lisa
throw your ears in the air if u a tru playa
i love it when you call me big floppa
angry caracal in a hay filled wood lined enclosure hissing behind the glass with the text "don't tap the glass you shit riddled anal wasteland"
when something bad happens to a white person it is called a "tragedeigh"
picture of an angry caracal with the text "if you at me i will bark and bite. i will bark and bite and you and i am very mad!!!"
