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@kaydarling

kay, 32, they/them just an evil vizier looking for my weak willed ruler <3

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i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 769 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

jeansmogged in front of all the picklebabes

11.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so glad the pitt is making one thing so clear to laypeople: when you're at the hospital and mad at us that you're waiting it's so insanely annoying and stupid

06.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy got me in seattle with this, he even handed me a printed parking slip, once i parked and looked at it i saw it was days old. wasn't even mad in the moment. clean grift

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LABOR AND INDUSTRIES CLAIM

05.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screencap from jujutsu kaisen of higuruma taking a bath fully clothed and asking "Have you ever taken a bath while in your clothes?"

screencap from jujutsu kaisen of higuruma taking a bath fully clothed and asking "Have you ever taken a bath while in your clothes?"

We're answering the big questions this week as we watch episodes 54 and 55, Tokyo Colony No. 1 - Parts 1 & 2! Ask us about cursed hair, the legal system, and washing you AND your clothes.

28.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know why this was in my head

27.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1237 πŸ” 497 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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he killed the chatter with that last line

26.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1589 πŸ” 500 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15
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wow it sure did!

25.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lorien is not letting him get away with this one

23.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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S3E3 – Unc Slop An alt trans girl teaches us all a little astrology this week on Jujutsu Kaisen. I guess her boyfriend is there too. I'm not acknowledging the panda Intro and Outro Music: Lost in the Bugsnax by Noa G...

Grab yourself a comically large cigarette for this one noisespace.xyz/2026/02/11/s...

18.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
brooks’s 50 or 60yo aasimar grave cleric saul from our dnd campaign doing thinking emoji face while holding a corn dog. he has glowing white eyes and a hooded grim reaper darkness robe. the background is a repeating pattern of thinking emojis and corn dog emojis

brooks’s 50 or 60yo aasimar grave cleric saul from our dnd campaign doing thinking emoji face while holding a corn dog. he has glowing white eyes and a hooded grim reaper darkness robe. the background is a repeating pattern of thinking emojis and corn dog emojis

anyway i posted this on tumbly but might as well put it here too!! saul (your angle or yuor devil) ft corn dog gesture as @canopymanatee.bsky.social β€˜s birthday presence

17.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ZERO new fics published for my favorite ship yesterday...... worst valentines day ever

15.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how come my podcasts never get strange solicitors

13.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯·"Go be a ninja."πŸ₯·

Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Chipp Zanuff!
#GGST

09.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 11
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S5E25 - Normal Penis, Torturously Circumcized SIX SEVEN!!!!!! Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VIII, Theon I Outro music: Numbers by Kraftwerk

How many balls would you give up for the voice of an angel?
asobap.pinecast.co/episode/6405...

08.02.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

E

07.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 2221 πŸ” 983 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6
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😟

05.02.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gay slut

05.02.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

TURKEY TOM MY GOAT IKTR!!!!!!!!!!

03.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

those are "i can work that in next time"s

02.02.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO ARMS????

30.01.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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31.12.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 5133 πŸ” 2228 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 75
shot from jujutsu kaisen episode 51 of maki zen'in standing in front of a bunch of zen'in family jobbers

shot from jujutsu kaisen episode 51 of maki zen'in standing in front of a bunch of zen'in family jobbers

It's Zen'in clan funeral city baby and we're just living in it! Ask us about episodes 50 "About the Culling Game" and 51 "Perfect Preparation". If you have any questions about the culling game itself please review Mx. Tengen's Presi presentation.

25.01.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you guys should do a dnd podcast but it's you recapping the game not playing it. and criticizing the writing choices

23.01.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nakeytum

20.01.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO]

VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!

VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!

[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]

06.01.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly he's cheeked up

18.01.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a mascot for the seahawks is standing in front of a crowd ALT: a mascot for the seahawks is standing in front of a crowd
17.01.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0