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@pacifistguillotine

Blue-collar leftist. Fuck decorum.

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a hippopotamus with its mouth open and its tongue out . Alt: a hippopotamus with its mouth open and its tongue out .
13.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently there isn't much known about cognitive decline in raccoons, because they typically don't live long enough in the wild for it to be an issue.

11.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck midichlorians. Fuck pod racing. Fuck everything about Naboo.

11.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Decade after decade of "settling" is what brought us to the point where a known conman, proven failure, and serial sex predator was able to beat the Democrats' safe, moderate choice, twice.

Dems have some wins coming on Republican failure, but they have to do something with those wins.

10.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I denounce poo jesus. Nothing poo-related should ever come back after three days.

10.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A direct result of prolonged, unprotected exposure to the fundamental forces at work in this dimension of spacetime.

10.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words `` so ... you 're dumb '' above him . Alt: a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words `` so ... you 're dumb '' above him .
09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And immortal, non-shitting puppies with follow you everywhere, and bags of money will fall from the sky, and sex will come with zero drama.

09.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Go get your employer's very expensive, volatile, liquid cargo shot at."

09.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you figure that rent using your "sad maths"?

09.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Content: So if I’m sad like you think, how much more sad is it that proletara got 9 likes in 9 hours while my post got 33 in 3 hours?

Math says 11 times more sad, but I’m sure your opinion is that math is imperialist πŸ˜‚

While you’re ignoring the Nazi imperialists performing genocide right now.

Impressive

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09.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a dog is standing in front of a chalkboard with math equations on it Alt: a dog is standing in front of a chalkboard with math equations on it
09.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would make the Olympics more interesting.

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our government is in the hands of a egomaniacal sex predator puppeted by a fascist thinktank. Those obligated to stop him have refused. The media is increasingly owned by his supporters.

Can you explain why you're punching left?

09.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's a swiftie?

09.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It used to be worse in some ways. I was an adult before I ever even discussed religion with anyone who wasn't Baptist, Methodist, or some slightly different form of Protestant. Hell, Pentecostals were marginal, and Jehovah's Witnesses were basically selling Satan.

09.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crushes me that we can't even have nice things like picture and videos of animals being funny guys anymore because its yet another space being glutted with AI slop.

07.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meh. Just play at your level. He's not going to judge you for not making chess your primary lifetime hobby.

08.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Jill Stein fuck your girlfriend? You seem fixated.

07.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@antifaalway.bsky.social
Cry harder, Nazi.

07.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're not a leftist, you're a bootlicker. If you're not a leftist during a fascist takeover, you're a quisling.

07.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

While you were posting this, I scheduled you for a meeting with planning, after your meeting with HR, but before your meeting with the outside auditor.

05.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never vote for Will Stancil.

05.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 386 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 12

I don't like that the US leaders have decided it's okay to just bomb whomever they want, whenever, without provocation and the rest of the world has to just keep acting like everything is normal.

04.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, dirty rice, without the flavor?

03.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
This 2-Minute Speech is Better Than Entire Sci-Fi Shows | G'kar moment | Babylon5 #edit #fypγ‚· #scifi
This 2-Minute Speech is Better Than Entire Sci-Fi Shows | G'kar moment | Babylon5 #edit #fypγ‚· #scifi YouTube video by Peak Sci-Fi Moments

So relevant.

#Babylon5
#B5

28.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I should be on that list. I've actually found fossils. This is bullshit.

27.02.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're the one siding with the abuser here, shit-for-brains. Everything you you post is completely fucking backwards.

27.02.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In twenty years I'd be dependent on modern medicine to survive long anyway.

27.02.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0