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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck all MAGA. Flushed X like the turd it is. Came here for the cool, fun, happy warrior shit. All Seattle sports fan...except soccer...oh, and the NBA can suck a bag of dicks.

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Well, that can be blamed on every DOJ and Florida AGs since 2008. They all knew but chose to look the other way for money and power instead of providing the justice these people deserve, rapists and their victims.

11.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's always crazy when I get followed by someone who is orders of magnitude more famous than me. Like. I just shitpost, write sapphic books, and am very tired. I am not interesting

11.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

W/ a call to patriotic activism, PEACEFULLY PROTEST β€œNO KINGS" ON MARCH 28, CALLπŸ“žYOUR SENATORS & TELL FRIENDS TO CALL THEIR SENATORS TO VOTE "NO" on the #SAVEAct

202-224-3121 / 5calls.org

Then, in Nov, LET'S VOTE OUT Trump’s servile #GOP & centrist #DEM

TYVM β€ͺ@psycohousecat.bsky.social
#BlueCrew

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ron Johnson isn’t the Johnson who believes humans rode dinosaurs to work - that’s Mike Johnson. Ron Johnson is the one who celebrated July 4th in Moscow. If you’re still struggling to keep your Johnsons straight, Lauren Boebert will be happy to lend a hand.

10.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1180 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 20

You voted to give Trump more judges. And you gave Jeff Bezos a bigger tax cut.

You also voted to make legal immigrants miserable.

10.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No, you fucking don't.

People who vote one time and then complain because Democrats couldn't fix everything don't want democracy.

They want candy and rainbows. They won't get hauled off to prison, but it's not because they participate in democracy.

10.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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National security requires discipline, judgment & leadership.

Three things Markwayne Mullin hasn’t shown.

If your biggest viral moment is threatening a fight in the United States Senate πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

You’re not leadership material.

He’s not qualified for the Senate much less Director of DHS.

#SheShed

09.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 201 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 8

Mullin is a poser who uses his position to enrich himself.

09.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 20793 πŸ” 7262 πŸ’¬ 1190 πŸ“Œ 475

I'm less worried about an Iranian based terrorist attack and more worried about a false flag attack killing a bunch of protesters abd blaming it on Iran. Would anyone be surprised if that hapend at this point?

08.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Trump dies of a fast moving, horrific disease. Hegseth dies of alcohol poisoning and Miller gets dragged behind a truck and then hung.

08.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, at least Colin Kapernik isn't kneeling at NFL games anymore.

08.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like the war on Iran is going about as poorly as the regime’s previous wars against Chicago, Minnesota and Los Angeles.

08.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 9754 πŸ” 2251 πŸ’¬ 226 πŸ“Œ 55
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This guy should sign up to go fight in Iran.

07.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 12848 πŸ” 1927 πŸ’¬ 842 πŸ“Œ 121
Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Bahahaha. 😁😏

#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T

04.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 13502 πŸ” 3456 πŸ’¬ 378 πŸ“Œ 203
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I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

04.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 17755 πŸ” 2591 πŸ’¬ 1092 πŸ“Œ 275

JFC...that would have solved a big problem for them in Texas....keep that shit to yourself.

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all know Miller is the one calling the shots. Mullin will be another figure head. The question is, will he be as corrupt as Noem?

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More people should really stop and take notice when the supposed opposition party is calling a war illegal and unconstitutional, but will not suggest consequences of any kind for starting it.

They're also subtly de-escalating the severity by pretending this was solely an issue of permission.

03.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1222 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 22

People who believe in an imminent Rapture/Armageddon don't have anything invested in what happens to you here on Earth. You are irrelevant to them and will be treated accordingly.

04.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 8066 πŸ” 2109 πŸ’¬ 450 πŸ“Œ 135

Then it's definitely impressive and a good sign

04.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's only impressive if that's a Red district. But don't get me wrong...VOTE BLUE PEOPLE!!

03.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you replace Trump's name with Biden's in every news story, do you think the Repukelikkklans would be toeing that line or would they be in full outrage mode? That's how you know everything they say is utter and complete bullshit.

03.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what their bullshit would be if Biden had done this?

03.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marco Rubio keeps saying Iran is governed by religious fanatics.
Hello !! This republican congress is a bunch of religious evangelical fanatics.
There is absolutely no difference.

03.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Weirdly, the ear seems particularly unblemished.

03.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's possible the other 6% just haven't been diagnosed yet.

03.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The percentage of Americans who are functionally illiterate is at 21%. Coincidence? I don't think so.

03.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Noem asked to retract comments calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., pushed Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to retract her previous statements labeling Renee Good and Alex Pretti as domestic terrorists. Noem said she was ...

Americans watched as federal agents killed two Minnesotans.

Now their families have to watch Kristi Noem continue to lie about it.

www.nbcnews.com/video/noem-a...

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 9818 πŸ” 2984 πŸ’¬ 411 πŸ“Œ 104
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as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse

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03.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1048 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 5