Hueroc

sniff sniff SNOOF

The most common cause of modern dragon rampages is frustration at having to waste time stuck on 84 billion pointless conference calls

Do we actually have to blame animorphs for this one, my vague memories tell me the morph descriptions included knee reversal

I love getting headaches multiple evenings per week because some stupid neighbor smokes weed and the smoke and the smell infiltrate into my unit even with the windows closed. It's great. Someday I will find them and punch them so hard in the face. I hate weed so fucking much

Hey we work hard to put up worldbuilding scaffolding to make things seem that important teeny bit less contrived!

The cool thing about being a dragon is being able to fly to the top of a mountain and growl at anyone who climbs up after me if I get tired of being near people

Greatly increasing my life expectancy by fixing the most dangerous part of my day, replacing the pill multivitamins I keep almost choking on with chewable ones that won't kill me

Fresh loaf cooling on the windowsill

insatiable book devourer strikes again

Can confirm, dragons--especially red ones--do indeed look quite good in latex. So don't resist the latex dragon :3c

Cloud storage rapidly filling up with cat pictures, as God intended

I dunno if the Scrubs reboot is actually trying too hard or if I just haven't watched a broadcast tv show in like 15 years and forgot what they're like

pffft oh no
danger

evil mode

We're private and an ESOP, we shouldn't even HAVE that kind of suit thinking!

What the hell man. Offshoring and outsourcing drafting tasks? How do we train young designers and engineers to be the company's next generation when we give that work to some other company instead of hiring entry level people?

Adding another lady to the pile of entries, good luck :>

Oooo wearing gear inside a vacbed is always fun :3c

Too precious ;w;

I love when the little fangies come out :3

Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show

"The biathlon, a lot on the line here, dreams of Olympic gold slipping away—it's gotta be tempting, Trevor Beckwith, to just aim the gun at the competition."

"Oh, no, there are regulations against even pointing—"

"You know, just wing him, don't take him out entirely. Even the playing field a bit."

Should have kept the hoof boots on

If we're going to go back to needing to have like a half dozen different messenger programs open at once to keep up with our friends, can all these messengers bring back those nice compact vertical friends lists we can just dock on the sides of the screen?

Real stuff of nightmares

a hurricane on 4 teeny little peets

Can I just go back to mid-late 2023 and do basically everything differently?

happy xerday!

Daww good loafs :>

Today is a day of grumpy growls and biting

"how close do I have to get to his hand to make the point it's time to stop gaming and go to bed"