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Every day ends with Curb your Enthusiasm outro music. πŸ’Ό Product designer.πŸ“San Francisco.

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We need a word in English for accidentally opening the camera on a social app and being greeted with your own face in the weirdest position

10.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand selling garments that don’t match the size. A 32 pant is 34.5 inches around? What.

09.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be a rough money day tomorrow…

09.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So deep in pokopia that I didn’t realize the time changed. I just thought I was building for an extra hour.

08.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have the same question

08.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Putting 12 Urban Freeways Out to Pasture
Putting 12 Urban Freeways Out to Pasture YouTube video by Ray Delahanty | CityNerd

An interesting look at which freeways we should remove from American cities. youtu.be/qiNpRIXtvA4?...

04.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything certainly seems to be going very well in all areas!!

27.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This WB news is awful considering CNN and DC Comics is on the table. Batman will be working with the joker next year.

27.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love all the people waking up to say San Francisco is actually kind of great now that the Super Bowl is here. Really tells you about the media diet.

SF has been great, they just need you to believe their narrative.

08.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
What Animal Should I Avoid Punching? | Brennan Lee Mulligan Asks Hank Anything
What Animal Should I Avoid Punching? | Brennan Lee Mulligan Asks Hank Anything YouTube video by Complexly

Really enjoyed this conversation between @hankgreen.bsky.social and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lY7...

06.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Muppet Show revival is amazing. It’s a carbon copy of the original in a good way.

05.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Four episodes in and Wonder Man is better than I anticipated! Marvel quality is going way up.

03.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am in 3 separate group chats with friends trying to plan a dinner and rescheduling multiple times. I guess I’m truly in my 30s.

02.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of the films I saw at Sundance, I’d highly recommend (not neccessarily in this order) :

1. Wicker
2. The oldest person in the world
3. Tuner
4. Gail Daughtry And The Celebrity Sex Pass
5. In the blink of an eye
6. When a witness recants

01.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Mass Market Paperbacks are discontinued Publishers Weekly last month reported that ReaderLink, the largest full-service distributor of

goodereader.com/blog/digital... this is so depressing as someone who reads on the go.

31.01.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a short term cope but it’s all we got

28.01.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PG&E sucks. Just got dinner reservations cancelled because the restaurant lost power.

20.01.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild to think we might go to war with Europe over a medal.

20.01.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jan 6. Not forgetting.

07.01.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at least part of everything this government does is to impress a handful of psychos on twitter

03.01.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 5431 πŸ” 924 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 17

We are like 10 minutes into Christmas and already my uncle is going into his newsmax
talking points

24.12.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one positive of losing power for most of Saturday was I read a month of comics backlog before the sun went down. All caught up ✌️

22.12.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for a new war to drop tonight /s

Help us.

17.12.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Mountain View German Christmas fair was so packed. Clearly a pent up need in the bay! Here’s to hoping SF hosts one (with more drink options) next holiday season!

14.12.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got this ad served to me and I am offended

08.12.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wild

06.12.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m all for fun brand expression but making me watch a 10 second video intro on app open is not it.

05.12.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hah yes!

05.12.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With Claude the alligator’s passing, I think we finally have a contender to be recreated in bronze to replace an old statue for the GGP museum loop.

05.12.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a picture an action figure of a villain from Samurai Troopers and crazy childhood memories came flooding back! Gotta rewatch.

05.12.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0