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Photo of a rather rotund squirrel lurking on a house rooftop, glaring at the camera

Photo of a rather rotund squirrel lurking on a house rooftop, glaring at the camera

He WATCHES.

29.12.2025 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, these are excellent pens!

28.12.2025 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s my birthday! To celebrate, go do something cool or fun or kind for yourself. Or share memes and pet pics, that also works. 💖

02.12.2025 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Orng!

22.09.2025 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This world is a fucking pit and whenever I think maybe I’ll get to be happy, it punches me right in the tit and takes one of my remaining shreds of hope.

31.08.2025 04:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Instructions on how to care for a shork plush

1.) Order
2.) Unbox
3.) Give headpats
4.) Hug

Instructions on how to care for a shork plush 1.) Order 2.) Unbox 3.) Give headpats 4.) Hug

Shark unboxing 🦈
#art #comic #sharks

20.08.2025 02:47 👍 2339 🔁 517 💬 8 📌 7
Illustration of some sharks giving advice 

1.) Its okay to ask for help
2.) You are not a burden
3.) Murder is okay
4.) Your feelings matter

There is nothing unusual

Illustration of some sharks giving advice 1.) Its okay to ask for help 2.) You are not a burden 3.) Murder is okay 4.) Your feelings matter There is nothing unusual

Supportive sharks are all you need
#art #sharks #comic

15.08.2025 02:31 👍 3872 🔁 1182 💬 14 📌 30
comic of a mako and hammer shark

1.) Mako: Im so tired lately
2.) Hammer: Because you stay up too late
3.) Mako: ...
4.) Mako: No...

comic of a mako and hammer shark 1.) Mako: Im so tired lately 2.) Hammer: Because you stay up too late 3.) Mako: ... 4.) Mako: No...

So very tired
#art #comic #sharks

10.08.2025 03:38 👍 2629 🔁 678 💬 10 📌 18

Honestly iconic.

09.08.2025 02:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ll be there!

05.08.2025 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FREQUENTLY! If you’d told me as a kid how excited I would get whenever I got a new vacuum, I would NEVER believe it!

04.08.2025 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know this feeling ACUTELY.

31.07.2025 22:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t wait to see you out and about!

31.07.2025 17:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last four games in your rotation:

30.07.2025 22:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait… you’re NOT a very large, very sexy girl beetle? I HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED! 🤣

26.07.2025 13:58 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

25.07.2025 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Stephen Colbert Hits Back At Trump With Blunt Response In First Show Since Cancellation Announcement The gloves are off.

The gloves are off 👏

22.07.2025 20:30 👍 2787 🔁 365 💬 85 📌 23

WAIT WHAT?! OH MY GOD WE GOTTA DO A WATCH PARTY!

17.07.2025 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh man… Sailor Moon and Ronin Warriors. Those were THE ONES for me when I was a kid!

17.07.2025 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No bones, no bones, la la la la la la!

14.07.2025 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Little drawing of a crow in an "In case of x, break glass" emergency box with the caption "In case of depression... take him with you!"

Little drawing of a crow in an "In case of x, break glass" emergency box with the caption "In case of depression... take him with you!"

It's dangerous to go alone.

08.07.2025 20:59 👍 7418 🔁 2291 💬 54 📌 30

The Millennial in me views this as an achievement in maximum sarcasm. The ethical human being is screaming.

05.07.2025 02:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally watched the pro-shot of the Frozen musical, and while I have criticisms of the show overall, the technical production was INSANE. I want to live in that lighting design.

04.07.2025 23:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a Lego-style guillotine

Photo of a Lego-style guillotine

It seemed like the proper day to build this little guy.

04.07.2025 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof. Thanks for sharing the full review - that is a LOT of rough changes, and I too hope it goes through intensive rewrites if it gets shipped to Broadway.

03.07.2025 00:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so tired of everything being a subscription service. I'm not going to subscribe to a bra or a body wash, are you insane?

30.06.2025 13:46 👍 258 🔁 20 💬 15 📌 5
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Rocking the fox hair in full again. Huzzah!

28.06.2025 23:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

… you know, I’ll take it.

27.06.2025 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, no. I was worried that was what was going to happen with the stage adaptation. Any redeeming qualities?

27.06.2025 12:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but is not a selfie.

27.06.2025 04:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0