Bard dog

Bark.

If I like your post chances are you got my…

Been replaying the Arkham games so my vocal stim lately has been randomly saying “ITS THE FRIGGIN BAT”

Good boys get treated how they want if they ask real nice and look back with extra wide puppydog eyes and say please, in my experience. But maybe I’m wrong!

If he knows you want it, do you think it’s the right punishment for a brat? You might try being a super extra good boy for him instead (Neon I fuckin tried lol)

I always wait a week or two to see which one the girls gays and theys get and get the other- not cause I’m a pick me but cause I wanna help yall get every cutie pokemon 🥰

Squirtle is nonbinary bear trade.

Now where’s someone with hairy tits for me to put my face between when I need em, huh?

Ugh super sorry you’re going through that and def relate- I dj and sometimes blank profiles will message me WILD shit while im working and knowing who I am and I’m like great, the feeling is not mutual this is CREEPY. 😮‍💨

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Tiger tummy Tuesday

Literally him:

I need to blow my load in an emotional support hole.

My fav colors are pink and orange, my dog colors are pink and orange. Coincidentally what company is pink and orange? Dunkies. And I am 80% iced coffee at any given moment so it just makes SENSE

Throb throb

There’s just something about a man that looks like he’s gonna demand pics of spiderman that does it for me

Wooooof 🐶

God I love being a 🚬

Need my face in some hairy tits STAT.

Sending you all the healing vibes also this hoodie is cursed lol

I’m calling what I do San Francisco sober cause I still do poppers (RFK be damned)

Heart? Full. Balls? Empty. Headed home, thanks for an incredible time, North American Bear! 🐻

When two gingers fuck I call that a brush fire- anyways, I need a fire extinguisher in my room STAT.

Happy Valentine’s Day from a very horny bard

I heard it was FCF?

I’d like to book my stay at camp butt

Good mornin 🩷

I came not twice, nor thrice, but quater (which yes, is a word, I just found out too!)