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Tuve esa sensación todo el fin de semana 😞. Es el peor

10.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s fucking go

10.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who called it wearing suspenders and not comeuppants

09.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

I don’t know what happened, maybe we’re all just spent from the horrors of current events, but everyone is funny again. Yay! Also, thanks

10.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

let’s leeroy jenkins through the strait of Hormuz, let’s just do it and be legends man

09.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Verdad? Pues, tengo 65 aΓ±os πŸ˜€ y mi mamΓ‘ me lo presentΓ³

09.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek no Lord of the Rings no Marvel and no Disney animated or Pixar.

09.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Alt text 🀌

09.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

08.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 5406 πŸ” 928 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 0
Met Opera on Demand MetOpera Website

for the pro crowd, Met Opera's new production of Tristan und Isolde is audio streaming for free on Monday, 6:25 (eastern). ondemand.metopera.org/radio/a7baf1...

08.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so happy to know this. I guess it doesn’t take much these days.

08.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forget actors who should never play Bond. What about the ones who absolutely should, but never will.

07.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning & welcome to #Caturday

If today gets difficult try & remember the way sunlight dances on a window, the sound of your favourite person’s laugh, the feeling when a song you love comes on
The colour of the sky at dusk and that we’re here to take care of each other.

07.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 714 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

nice! Pizza makes everything better.

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good point

07.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s good stuff. Cristalino

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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US Senate Candidate Questionnaire: Ty Pinkins, Independent Ty Pinkins is an Independent candidate running to represent Mississippi in the U.S. Senate in the Nov. 3, 2026, general election.

"The Republican Party has failed us, and the Democratic Party has failed us. Mississippians are tired of watching Washington turn every problem into a team sport while our communities are left to deal with the consequences," independent candidate for U.S. Senate from Mississippi Ty Pinkins writes.

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything sucks. I’m drinking tequila

06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cats when they hear you're making fish tacos

-Hola amigo-

Feline decked out in a poncho and sombrero

Cats when they hear you're making fish tacos -Hola amigo- Feline decked out in a poncho and sombrero

24.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wholeheartedly agree

06.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At 76, Dusty Baker is managing again. He's leading Nicaragua in the World Baseball Classic Dusty Baker is going to be honored as a member of the Cactus League Hall of Fame on March 14, and he’s appreciative of the recognition.

Dusty Baker is going to be honored as a member of the Cactus League Hall of Fame on March 14, and he's appreciative of the recognition.

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3 cats sleeping on the bed with me, one is snoring πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things were also terrible in the eighties, but in our great ignorance we enjoyed great movies and music, instead of endlessly fixating on a handheld doom portal.

06.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black baseball cap with a long brunette wig attached inside

A black baseball cap with a long brunette wig attached inside

They should require all Secretaries of Homeland Security to wear this like they make barristers and judges wear those white wigs in the UK

06.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay now do Pam bondi

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is verging on Marx Brothers hijinx

05.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

Sign in the vet's office yesterday

04.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1063 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 13

Perfection. I wouldn’t change a thing

05.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0