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I promise to luv(lust) faithfully π
A bearded and hirsute individual who wasnβt as bearded 8 years ago (gosh, theyβre oldβ¦) playing Mario Kart in an arcade/probably D&B - drunk, at a work function. Their photo is up on the video game screen but super imposed over it is a Luigi nose, mustache and green cap
Staches are sexy π₯Έπ
I think you might be looking for this handsome individual
@unkleharry.bsky.social
Sexy fucker
Oh my stars, no.
Last time I let my dick choose a lipstick, it went with the shade that Poison Ivy cooked up. Then the next dude that put my dick in his mouth ended up⦠un-alive. So in an effort to make my life easier (and keep Batman off my ass) my penis is not allowed anywhere near make-up.
HBD, hot stuff! ππ¦
Looks like that cake of yours is missing some icing. I can help you out with that π
π thanks man!
Unfortunately without the glitter and false lashes it can really only be characterized as cute
Loving this!
Watch out for them gelatinous cubes folksβ¦
I will be singing this the rest of the day now
Ugh, i shouldβve said:
πΆThatβs me with the bonerβ¦
OMG, edit button already!
I will not argue with you on this.
β¦There are much better ways to use our mouths and animated hand movements π
Did he make an attempt to check out your cock?
Did youβ¦
πΆthink you thought you saw him try? π
And Iβd welcome your mouth, just sprayinβ π¦π
Impressively average? Maybe π
You are far to kind to me π«
But that just means youβre tasting your own dick, cuz I see what you do with that hand on hereβ¦
I (βll) set it up - (this wonderful bate session weβre obviously alluding to through song)
A B&W image of the morning sun on an erect penis in a shadow filled bedroom
Thatβs me in the corner
Thatβs me in the spot
β¦light
Lubing my religion
#MCM
#MasturbatoryMonday
Iβm still fawning over this one
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Down angle selfie of me seated in my office chair wearing my night clothes (graphic t-shirt with a cartoon otter on it, and blue plaid sweatpants); my sweatpants are dropped low enough for my inverted caged dick and very saggy balls to be visible. I have a tired and sexually slightly expression on my bearded face.
A follow up torso shot from my neck to down just below my caged nub and big saggy balls.
Work work workβ¦ and no easing my growing pent up frustration til itβs all done π΅βπ«π₯΅
#gaychastity #teamlocked #malechastity #gaysph
Not biased or anything, but I think he was the best looking orc out last night π
I work hard to earn your hard earned dollar.
Exactly. And weβre going out tonight. I think I may need a nap
As long as you make it here by 4:30. Cuddles shouldnβt be rushed
HBD, cutie! πβ€οΈπππ¦
That trail of precum π₯΅
White bearded individual wearing glasses, a black baseball cap and a red tee that reads CUDDLE MONSTER in white letters across the chest is reflected in a mirror in front of which stands 5 vases of various shapes, sizes and colors overflowing with roses large and small in multiple hues.
If anyone forgot it was Valentines Dayβ¦ and you need to grab some flowers quickβ¦come on down to BBOβs Botanical Boutique.
Open till 5pm. (I need to be balls deep in a certain someoneβs hole by 5:15pm)
ur snout here