Katya

listen I love my second city dc… but the city of my birth (the nation of philadelphia) would have been chanting fuck you brad for at least twenty minutes now GIVE US A TEAM

rowdy audi (me and my friends) about to jump the ref

Then gave the ball to Portland?! Ummm Brad. Sir.

Brad Jensen….. come outside. What do you mean it’s their ball

Brad better have security walk him to his car

I read somewhere they’re putting Quinn Hughes on SNL this weekend with Connor Storrie?? Keep that haunted maga man child away from him

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

dog why are they not showing alysa’s medal ceremony live????

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇

Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

alyssa “that’s what i’m fucking talking about” liu

GIRL GET THE WOMENS HOCKEY GOLD MEDAL GAME ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

listen i’m rooting for my blade angel girlies don’t get me wrong but Kaori Sakamoto is so fucking adorable if she wins gold who could be mad

We are tired? F**k you!

this is fucking hilarious

uhg can’t city decline the foul and take the goal lmao

god sabalenka drives me insane, coco or svitolina whoever she plays I hope they make her cry

ESPN is a fucking joke for hiding the sabalenka jovic QUARTERFINAL behind a bullshit additional $30 paywall… I have ESPN+ and a cable subscription and I can’t watch the AO QFs??? yall are fucking embarrassingly greedy

who the FUCK are these guys talking like this about my son phil foden

crazy thing… colder where I am in DC than where city are in Norway

it feels like all the sudden pep is allergic to playing cherki and foden together…

genuine miracle of refereeing (or witchcraft) for united to make it to half with all 11 men

the us commentary certainly thinks it should have been which is definitely tells you something

how has that not been a red card on review

we’ve now had (at least) three studs to ankles and zero yellow cards…. okay okay okay cool cool cool

hope the man who was arguing with me about footy last night and tried to tell me martin odegaard had 8 assists this year and I made him stand there while I scrolled down the prem assist stat list for three minutes while so drunk I couldn’t really read feels as embarrassed today as he did last night

how has bellingham not gotten a yellow…. in general but also just cause he’s just took nunes out so late lmao

bruh who is on this commentary team lmao

are we… a team that scores on corners now???

you gotta hand it to real, they really know how to bring together some of the truly least likable personalities in the sport

don’t ask me my thoughts on putting savinho in for doku they aren’t nice