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Meme with four pictures, each on one corner 1st Picture, top left: An illustration of a person with a speech bubble saying "I just need to live through unprecedented times" with red pencil scribbled on their brain. 2nd Picture: An comic of a person laying in bed, looking a bit checked out. Over them is a thought bubble saying I just need to live through unprecedented times" 3rd Picture: The symbol for repeat, where there is text saying"live through unprecedented times" between each arrow. 4th Picture: The "are ya winning son" guy, a comic with a hat, saying "are u okay, bro?" walks into a room where most of it is scribbled with a black pen. In the corner of the image is a guy, also scribbled up, saying "yes I just need to live through unprecedented times".

Conceptualized this during a crashout with my friend who's deeper in the city and has also had enough of this shit.

Get brushed idiot

The federal government isn't supposed to detain immigrant children for longer than 20 days.

But when a Russian asylum seeker with 5-year-old twins asked why they'd been held for longer, an ICE officer falsely claimed the 20-day rule had been voided.

Says who? he asked.

"Trump," ICE responded.

YOUR SAN JOSE SHARKS BEAT THE BOSTON BRUINS 4-2!!!

William Eklund makes it 4-0 on one of the best efforts you will see all season!
#TheFutureIsTeal

WILLIAM FUCKING EKLUND!!!

🚨 S. Burlington, VT, a chaotic confrontation happened late Wednesday.

Federal and state authorities wrestled protesters to the ground as a crowd 200+ people sought to prevent ICE officers from detaining a suspect they believed was hiding inside a house.

#ProudBlue
📹: Boston Globe/Paul Heintz

Seems like a good time to log off and sort yourself out some.

dog what the FUCK

Rep. Finke Was Right: Age-Gating Isn’t About Kids, It’s About Control When Rep. Leigh Finke spoke last month before the Minnesota House Commerce Finance and Policy Committee to testify against HF1434, a broad-sweeping proposal to age-gate the internet, she began with

In defending free speech, privacy, and the right of young people to access truthful information about themselves, Rep. Leigh Finke (leighfinke.bsky.social) was not radical—she was right. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

I've long been sounding the alarm on Section 702 of FISA, and secret, legal loopholes the government uses to spy on Americans. The program is up for reauthorization in April and I'll be fighting like hell to make sure the current program doesn’t get rubber stamped.

I often share my experiences as a recovering gambling addict with people bc I think it's important to acknowledge that gambling addiction is real. It is important to never assume that it can't happen to you, I hope it doesn't, but I didn't think it would happen to me either.

Agree with this. A social media “ban” for youth will probably not work (they will get around it), lets platforms off the hook with regards to countering online harms, and will likely require intrusive verification systems.

Everyone will be quick to point out how Vietnam ended, but my favorite part of this is about how our military is somehow “leashed” under Pete Hegseth. Which just goes to show how there will always be some idiot finance bro in NYC claiming we’re fighting wars with one hand tied behind our backs.

The Integrated Survivability "Onion" Don't post Don't get followed Don't be RT'd Don't get ratio'd Don't be the main character Technology driven. Warfighter focused.

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?

Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.

Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?

Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

Uh, guys...

Guiou, a case worker for foster children, is a registered Democrat and a “big Zohran Mamdani fan.” But she said she’s considering changing her registration so she can vote for Fishback in the primary. She’s drawn to his promise not to take money from AIPAC and to his insistent emphasis on affordability. Guiou said she and her fiancé have to live with roommates because rent is so expensive and homeownership unachievable. She told me that she listens to Fuentes sometimes, and some of what he says makes sense to her. “I would say that there are some things that he speaks for that I agree with, especially about things not being affordable, about the elites purposefully keeping the general population under their control by pricing us out of things that should be considered basic needs,” said Guiou. And she listens to Candace Owens, who has lately been accusing Charlie Kirk’s wife of complicity in a Zionist plot to murder him. “My politics are kind of confused, right?” she told me with a laugh.

we are absolutely fucked

The USPS has quietly been making changes that will have a big impact for people who mail their tax returns and ballots in this consequential election year. I've got questions about how these changes will hurt vote-by-mail states like Oregon this November.

The Preschool Teaching Assistant Shot by Border Patrol, Then Called a “Domestic Terrorist” When Marimar Martinez was shot five times by a Border Patrol agent, the D.H.S. justified it by calling her a “domestic terrorist.” In the aftermath, she’s been trying to recover her reputation and, with it, a sense of reality.

Charles Exum, the Border Patrol agent who shot Marimar Martinez five times, texted a group chat with fellow agents a few days after the shooting. “I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys,” he wrote. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/fkS3Cl

An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

Could this be a solution?

John Solly Is the DOGE Operative Accused of Planning to Take Social Security Data to His New Job A whistleblower complaint alleges John Solly claimed to have stored highly sensitive Social Security data on a thumb drive. Solly and Leidos, his current employer, strongly deny the allegations.

SCOOP: John Solly Is the DOGE Operative Accused of Planning to Take Social Security Data to His New Job

w/ @telliotter.bsky.social

www.wired.com/story/john-s...

The fascism crafts itself to appear hip, transgressive, as a libidinal form of personal freedom, is one of the great swindles of the 20th and 21st C

This is the new U.S. limited edition dime design for the nation’s 250th commissioned by Trump

The olive branch is now gone from the eagle’s left talon

This is a good judgement but intensely depressing timeline

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

A memorable first Waymo ride in Waymo's first ridehail geo:

Chandler, AZ

Waymo: not a ride, a life threatening adventure.

OP: tiktok.jojojojojosie

Utah authorities arrested a man because he had dried pinto beans. They thought it was drugs. By the time they realized it was beans, they dropped charges, but it was too late: ICE had found and detained him.

Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A “Historic Opportunity” "I’m thrilled to announce this historic seminar between the FBI and the UFC at Quantico," said the FBI director in a statement released by the UFC.

Kash Patel confirms UFC fighters will train FBI agents this week, calling it a "historic opportunity'