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what a headline

Car crashes into White House gate sparking massive police response Metropolitan Police Department were assisting the Secret Service in conducting a preliminary investigation

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The Pokémon Company is actively recruiting PhD holders with backgrounds in ecology to work in Tokyo. This is perhaps the closest chance Pokémon fans have to channel their inner Professor Oak in real life. bit.ly/40VM5Qj

So...as much as I welcome Starmer's newfound ability to consider more than one step ahead, has he forgotten he's already let the US use UK airbases and has sent fighters and a warship?
And what will Trump say when he hears his big beautiful war has been described in these terms?

Is that the explosion from...👀

OH I just remembered when Dom Joly blocked everyone for taking the piss out of him when he offered to meet someone on twitter in a car park for a scrap. I want to say it was Sam Diss?

Always wondered what happened to Dom Joly

This is the only example of namesearching I can remember but it's been such a long time I've probably forgotten the others

So what's everyone got planned for the next pandemic?

theyre icepicking your ass on trotsky

Does it come naturally to you to derail a thread of only two posts or did they teach you how to do it at spycops school

between "spider-man and spongebob are the only US heroes" and "get ready for $200 a barrel" i am drawing the conclusion iran at least rhetorically really has us figured out

STAY IN LINE AND VOTE

Banger handle that

Growing a theory that a lot of the implementation and push behind AI is simply to avoid actually speaking and interacting with other human beings bc the people pushing it aren't good at it.

*me to Christians in the face of American evangelicalism* time to learn the shahada, buddy

I wanna give a shout out to a guy I was mutuals with a long time ago, who wrote a long story about Paul Daniels performing an utterly obscene trick on stage that culminated in him shitting out a starfish, tagging Daniels into every single tweet.

Knowing he read it all was 👌🏼

كل سنة وانت طيب!

I know that's not what it means but now I've got this mental image of two competing bars on a graph labelled "war" and "pokopia" racing each other

I’m convinced that in our lifetimes we will witness the first steps of a holy war between white American evangelical Christianity and Christendom. The former worships Mammon, hates the Christ, pisses on the Christian bible, aims at global domination and a worldwide conflagration. Crusades 2.0

Thank you, I'm tired of pretending otherwise

I'm genuinely sold, when's the best time to go to Hel?

Imagine if Musk died and we just didn't know cos no one irl gives a shit about him

Ben Shapiro makes me want to shave off my own eyebrows

May Allah guide you brother Mash

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

why on earth is an email necessary??