Joshua Carpenter 🎧🙀⚜️

The grift is next-level, and it’s happening right under our noses in broad daylight.

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Gaming this out. If Trump is able to make a third term happen with all branches of Government and the Supreme court in his back pocket, would Obama come back to save democracy?

My honey bunny isn't even home from her work trip and I've already gotten a notification that her next trip will be starting soon.

This is Photoshopped.

Seems Legit...

Florida man arrested for trying to put his penis in a horses nose. Always Florida. WTF, man?!?

That's what she said.

I hate change. I was on Windows 7 until they stopped supporting it. Now trying the "New Outlook" that has been out for a while. It's not going well.

My wife is trying to make me get reflexology with her. 😶

You know damn good and well the the truck assholes at the beginning of Christmas Vacation would be wearing Maggot hats and have a rebel flag on their truck now-a-days.

Bummer. It's gonna be hot when it happens. LOL

We just got Apple TV for 3 months and started watching Shrinking. Where do we go from there? (We've already seen Ted Lasso)

Did your work Christmas Party happen yet?

I'm happy to report that we had a great showing for the party and laughed so much, had great drinks and food. So much fun.

It's hard for me to not get extremely disappointed when I go out of my way to do fun things for my team and 25% of them don't RSVP but then I remember 75% of the other people did and we always have a blast. It's usually the same people time after time. Can't please everyone though.

I am a connoisseur of trash TV. Currently watching Jersey Shore Family Vacation. Pauly is legit hilarious, his banter and comments always have me rolling.

Adorable!!

Orange Jesus wants a govt. shutdown so he can open it back up and be the savior. Like when he HAD to put his dumbass signature on those COVID checks.

Wifey jokes sometimes that she's gonna move me back to my old house or an apartment when I fart or something cute like that. Today a box of hangers from the hanger store arrived and I'm scurred.

Sooo cute. Christmas Party is when things will go down! I love this and I'm here for it!

You're obviously not a bowler.

My dear wife booked a whiskey and a shave on the cruise ship for me while she will be off the boat. She keeps talking about it like a lone shave is going to Clooney this Hobbit up.

Should I get an overpriced tattoo on this transatlantic cruise?

Although I've grown tired of Katies and Ariana's behavior, it's going to be weird not seeing these people anymore.

The Unforgiven is an absolutely perfect movie. Perfectly cast. I cannot see another actor playing any of the roles. Peak Hackman and Eastwood. The build up to the moment he takes that bottle of whiskey from Schofield Kid's hand.

I'm itching to turn that heat on for the first time this year. Problem is our house is so dang insulated, I can't justify it until it gets in the 60's. I wanna smell the dust burning off. You know the smell.

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

"Gaetz Pulls Out". Love when headlines are Cheeky.

Cher...those look delish.

It was a great read!