Ms. Ē

File under: Shit I Learned In High School AP Econ That These Fuckface-Halfwits-In-Charge Did Not Because The Bar For White Men Is Nonexistent

Every woman I know does more courageous shit before breakfast than this bitch has ever even thought about.

Me at life in general right now

Whoomp there it is.

Close up of a dark haired woman with red lipstick whispering in a man’s ear “Relax. And Happy International Women’s Day.”

To this administration of rapists, pedophiles, criminals, sociopaths and water-carriers for the patriarchy. Count your days.

But Lexington for Kentucky is of course the perfect choice and I applaud Manti for Utah - brave and unconventional. Now change Oregon’s and we’ll talk lol

Never mind, *unfollows* 💔

You went in alphabetical order, as any non-sociopath would, but that just absolutely delights me.

Hell no you’re so fucking right for this

great i’m feeling unrested and it’s already noon fuck this shit fuck the time scam fuck the US government fuck everyone on my tl gleefully skeeting “omg sunlight at 8 tonight bestieees” ok you made night into daytime both annoying and unnatural fuck this stolen hour and assault on nighttime TYFYATTM

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Reptiles, man. They’re always up to something

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

“Where’s the happy little tire swing?”

“We’ll go help you fetch it Everett.” “Shut up Delmar!”

“I’m goddamn bona fide!”

“And stay outta the Woolworth’s!”

“Lots of respectable people been hit by trains.”

“What’s goin’ on Big Dan?”

“I’m not sure that’s Pete.”
“‘Course it’s Pete, look at him.”

“I don’t know their names. I SEEN ‘EM FIRST!”

“Oh George, not the livestock.”

(After a break for dishes and laundry and putting one kid to bed)…

“I don’t want FOP dammit”

“Consider the lilies of the goddamn field!”

“Gopher Everett?”

“Ain’t this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere!”

“Daddy taught me to shoot whosever from the bank!”

“I’m voting for yours truly!”
“Well I’m voting for yours truly too!”
“Okay…I’m with you fellas.”

I have half a bottle of Pinot Gris and O Brother Where Art Thou? teed up and this is just going to be my favorite lines
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