Forsooth!
07.03.2026 18:02
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Forsooth!
Especially given that consistent spelling and grammar were about as common as internet access in the 15th century :)
Woo!!
Wish I still had access to library archives! Is it possibly this anonymous lyric? hellopoetry.com/poems/410079...
To be clear, this is because Iβm extremely masochistic in my reading habits, like an absolute Oscar the Judgmental Grouch about what Iβll pick up. Iβm glad I got talked into this joyous morsel.
More than once I hooted a loud laugh and then immediately started crying at how amazing that friendship was.
When you, the Cybertruck guy, tell me youβre plugged into one of the EV chargers at the office you have to hear me say βoh fuck are you the Cybertruck? Eew.β
Project Hail Mary was the most fun Iβve had reading a book in a damn long time.
Lmk if you got my Venmo my dude.
I mean yeah! Obviously!
πππ aww man!
Iβve been unsuccessfully chasing the high of a peach I ate in Turkey in 2010 ever since then.
Shhhhh Iβm trying to come across as chill and hire-able and definitely NOT a serial killer!
Mr. Onion, sir, I re-subscribed to the paper edition could you plz offer me a comms/marketing job as a reward for my loyalty
I have 100% confidence in the good faith and efficiency of our federal government!
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The chaos of that! Putting EVERYONE through standard security again?!
Surely airports will be like βum thanks but no thanks, we need thatβ unless it means theyβll turn off access to the database?! Iβm so confused.
Ok but like, logistically, how exactly *do* you shut down TSA precheck with a 12 hour warning?
Head back to CC Club!
Flavor Pixels are my fave, especially the cherry lime flavor! I especially love that theyβre no sugar. Some of these THC bevs have a ton of added sugar. flavor-pixels.com
Normal flavor, but it was one GIANT stick instead for four regular ones Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Thatβs what I said! Both times!
Ugh, JEALOUS.
For my last TWO team meetings we all had to go around and share how we last used AI in our personal lives. I wanted to flip the fucking table BOTH TIMES.
Mmmmmmyes. Vibes.
THANK YOU. I knew Iβd need to and damnit I remembered to stop at a gas station first!
Look I donβt want to say Iβm a hot mess right now but Iβm sitting in a parking lot housing a stress Kit Kat and blasting Depeche Mode while I wait for my therapy appointment so THERE ARE SIGNS.
Youβre amazing, thank you!!
