Waffle House of the Dragon

Devon Amoo-Mensah moving to the right-sided role in Detroit's back line and immediately nabbing *this* assist feels auspicious.

Talkin bout Figma when everyone knows the best use case for AI is Ligma

Vitals readout Goddamn Man Do We Need To Talk

give me my tariff money, you old bitch. I have sneakers I want to buy

Using algo black magic to make Wolf Blitzer constantly bring up how Armando Galarraga should rightfully be awarded credit for that perfect game

Grow up and pay them off the books like Steve Ballmer

...but it's got electrolytes

If you are in line to make a pro sports team call themselves the Cornadoes, STAY IN LINE

VOTE EARLY VOTE OFTEN

Finally, Sean McVay's 29-year-old QB coach Mike McCaucasian can get a fair shake at a head coach gig

Bought a UN food relief-sized sack of rice; did actually come out of it with very strong fried rice game!

Larkin partying with Kash Patel flushed this team's vibes straight into the sewer and I won't hear otherwise

Edvinsson's also been a catastrophe exiting the zone for weeks on end, like squirts level shit

Vaxxed??

They ain't said nothing about free riding into the clubhouse and their omission is my opportunity

Must goë fahstah

GIMME DA BORGORBAGE

Bro is less than a season away from joining us here on Bluesky, The Sports App

Joe Nathan Detroit Tigers Era-ass economy

Rolling up to the bowling alley with 16 pounds of lentil soup

Lions making a move to replace Montgomery, or do you agree my grabbing Sione Vaki for nothing is the greatest move in the history of dynasty fantasy football?

Asking a lot of questions, young blood. If I'm not in bed by 9:30, 10 at the latest, how am I up and at 'em in time for Costco executive hours on Saturday

A convo between Geri, Sherry, and Larry? Sorry but this is obviously performance art

Izzo has to know by now the other coaches all hate the halfcourt kiss happening against them, you have to keep the hammer down until the end if you want it to happen

This is promising, you can probably expect him to challenge you, Hot Rod vs Frank style, by the end of the year

Every day we stray further from God's light

But if we trade the 14th pick away, how will we acquire a guy to sous vide in Grand Rapids until 2032

Cop and firefighter

@normcharlatan.bsky.social

Lol fuck it's the future

RIP to Theio's of Lansing Twp, MI, a quintessential 24-hour greasy spoon that spiraled downward after the longtime owner sold it in...want to say like 2017. New owner really screwed up the community relations but uhhh it was also no question a health hazard tbh

Pantry and condiment purge, no time like the present. Shelf stable doesn't mean 3 years past sell-by