the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
Today in #USOpenCup history... #OTD 1923: Paterson FC & Scullin Steel of #StLouis play to a 2-2 draw in the USOC Final but Paterson is later declared the champion (1st from #NJ) in controversial fashion.
@chucknolanjr.bsky.social tells the story of this "tainted" title >> thecup.us/2017/09/20/1...
R2 of the Open Cup is on. I’m rooting for Crew2, the taco shop team, Hearts, SOMEONE in the MLS/USL Chattanooga showdown, and - of course - the storied 3x #USOC champs NY Pancyprian Freedoms. @opencup.ussoccer.com
Where the goals get late and red cards get weird. It's #OpenCupAfterDark time.
Some 2025 US Open Cup first round #soccernames: Portland Hearts of Pine, Sarasota Paradise, Flatirons, Soda City, El Paso Locomotive, New York Shockers, Ventura County Fusion, Chattanooga Red Wolves, Greenville Triumph, Des Moines Menace, Spokane Velocity, South Georgia Tormenta.
Round 1 of America’s best sports tournament begins tomorrow. I’ll be rooting for the Crew2, the taco shop team, the Bigfoot-crested club, the Hearts, and - of course - the storied 3x champs NY Pancyprian Freedoms.
Let the games begin! The 2025 US Open Cup kicks off on Tuesday
There will be a new champion. (LAFC won't be participating)
Check out @chucknolanjr.bsky.social's preview breaking down all 32 matches taking place from Tuesday to Thursday. #USOC2025 #WeWantTheCup #USOpenCup
thecup.us/2025/03/17/2...
👀 Early start in the capital!
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
🤯 WHAT AN ENDING!!!
The world would be so much better off if all non-Man United supporters simply stopped paying any attention to that club
Just a reminder that this year is the 50th anniversary of the @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social and I think that’s so freaking cool.
📋 Your #LUFC Starting XI...
STARTELF Präsentiert von Levi's VASILJ SALIAKAS NEMETH WAHL SANDS IRVINE 🏳️🌈 SMITH EGGESTEIN WEISSHAUPT TREU GUILAVOGUI JOKER: VOLL, CEESAY, SINANI, BOUKHALFA, AFOLAYAN, BANKS, DZWIGALA, SAAD, VAN DER HEYDEN.
Unsere 1️⃣1️⃣ gegen Augsburg.
#fcsp
And the prison scenes were shot an hour south of there at the same location as Shawshank Redemption!
Miami FC is one of the wildest teams in American soccer. You can’t apply logic to them, they defy it. Dead, alive – they can’t be defined by such basic characterizations. They exist whimsically, floating through the ether, being whatever they want to be.
Needed this good news today.
A statement on the 2025 Lamar Hunt US Open Cup.
#Crew96 | #VamosColumbus | #USOC2025
As has been reported by numerous media outlets and we can confirm, there is not individual club choice, but qualifying criteria set in consultation between Major League Soccer leadership and US Soccer in regard to US Open Cup participation.
MLS teams didn’t pick between #USOC2025 & Leagues Cup.
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I cannot picture it in my mind. Must see the work now.
I read so much Goosebumps as a kid, I’m dying to see this.
I’m gonna need to see this RIGHT NOW. #crew96 www.footyheadlines.com/2024/12/colu...
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Well, that was frustrating.
BUCKEYE BLISS IN ATLANTA 🏆
Ohio State has won the first national championship of the 12-team CFP era after defeating Notre Dame 34-23.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com: Kyle MacLachlan writes of his longtime collaborator, the late David Lynch: “David didn’t fully trust words because they pinned the idea in place. They were a one-way channel that didn’t allow for the receiver. And he was all about the receiver.”
This one genuinely saddens me. A brilliant, brilliant human.
This is the soccer story of the day/ week/ year.
