Having more boys in your life just means more men to be annoyed at for no reason (I’m on my period)
01.03.2026 18:37
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Having more boys in your life just means more men to be annoyed at for no reason (I’m on my period)
It was a very sudden and stunning realization for me of why kitchen table poly exists/is desirable
Why do boys make such serious faces when they take nudes..?
My spouse and my boyfriend played video games together tonight while I went out with a friend. I cannot explain to you what it’s like to walk in to your house and see your whole heart just sitting exposed in your living room. I could’ve died right there.
Boyf said this photo perfectly describes about 89% of who I am… and I think I agree.
Sitting in a dive bar last night, I’m scrolling his phone picking songs for our touch tunes take over and I hear him say under his breath “you’re just so perfect.” What am I doing?!!
Wait omg the first one was me!!!
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Play it like the whole world is watching.
Wishing our 61 players luck as they head to Italy to compete in the Ultimate Away Game! Keep up with them on our PWHL Italy 2026 Hub ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/olympics
My closest friends are all generally happily coupled and not really in feral eras atm so who do I text about getting my guts rearranged last night???
What do you call a boyfriend on the side who is less than 6ft?:
poly pocket
Add me to your smart home app so I know it’s real
You know, of all the people I’ve slept with over my life, it’s comforting to know only one of them turned out to be a fascist. I mean, one of them is also an actual sociopathic narcissist but he’s not a bootlicker so… 🤷🏼♀️
“It was always meant to be you” omfg I am a fucking PUDDLE
Desperately want to just start saying “I have two boys inside of me” instead of “two wolves” but like… it’s much too far.
Accidentally discovered that in the past 6 months I’ve lost 15 lbs. I don’t like knowing my weight and given that this is not an intentional loss, I’m sort of worried about how my mental health is going to be affected by this knowledge.
Not today but I have been there
All three of the boys I text regularly (spouse included) have their read receipts on and don’t weaponize it. I’m obsessed with them.
I’m dating a man who has a tv in every room of his house. It is my absolute dream.
Texted a couple of my friends that I loved them and every single one was like “how did you know I needed that right now?” TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM LIKE YOU’RE IN AN 1800S ROMANCE NOVEL!
Cervical orgasms are why girls tell boys they love them.
Yes please let’s!! The shorts programs are a must as well!
Thank you for making this list!!!
My middle brother is talking to me about movies and it just makes me want to cry. I love when people I love find film that lives in their soul.
He also bought me headphones after I mentioned a certain kind I wanted to try?? And made me dinner???
My man who is not my man has seen me 6 out of the last 10 days and keeps asking when he’ll see me next and fuck I enjoy the hell out of him so much
Two of my best friends in the whole world are libras so only makes sense I’m having insane sex with a libra, right?
You have just have someone who delights you with their existence?
Tonight I went on a date with a man who is an actual scientist with a PhD who works in the sustainable energy field? He was telling me about neutrons and particle accelerators and what the actual hell how do I always pull the smartest white man in any given room?
