"The only reason we have to use ships is because trucks don't float." - Hegseth after his second bottle of booze
14.03.2026 09:03
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Never trust a fast -talker.
Ever.
14.03.2026 08:58
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Is this where I use the word "performative" or no?
14.03.2026 08:53
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
I finally read the Jefferson Bible and it did not convince me there is a god.
14.03.2026 08:46
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Second, third, and fourth seeds all lost and Michigan got pushed for quite awhile. Maybe sitting out the first two rounds is not all it's cracked up to be?
14.03.2026 06:12
👍 0
🔁 1
💬 0
📌 0
AI. The lady in the pink hat has an arm extending over her shoulder that has no body...
14.03.2026 06:08
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Trump knows the discovery would force him to testify under oath.
14.03.2026 06:02
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Two words: Cat. Fence. Ours has a U-shaped canopy they can't climb past. We put a cat door in a window screen for access. Been using it for 15 years in an area with coyotes. Cats gave up trying to get out. Coyotes gave up trying to get in.
13.03.2026 03:01
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
MSM = conservative media now that they own most of it
12.03.2026 23:23
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
You forgot the most important step: blame someone else.
12.03.2026 23:22
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
It's only 30 miles wide. Iran's land-based missiles have no problem reaching them and they allegedly set out mines using a fleet of small boats.
12.03.2026 19:29
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Yes.
12.03.2026 19:24
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Thank you for all you do!
*not AI, just #badphotoshop
12.03.2026 03:05
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Not to brag, but I just had a young woman less than half my age check me out from head to toe. I totally felt like an object, not a person. Her gaze finally settled on my nose.
Me: "What are you looking at?"
Her: "This spot looks precancerous. Also two on your head."
Get checked for skin cancer!
11.03.2026 22:48
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
I made this years ago. Wish I could say it wasn't relevant any more...
11.03.2026 02:22
👍 3
🔁 1
💬 0
📌 0
I's $1.2billion if you deduct the bribes and profiteering.
11.03.2026 02:18
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Banana Republican
11.03.2026 02:15
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Video of a Zionist timing a casual walk through a Pro-Palestine protest and pretending he got attacked at the same time the police "happen" to arrive on the scene.
10.03.2026 23:57
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Khamenei 2.0 - Killing his father upgraded the hate.
10.03.2026 21:26
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Must have been a breezy day and there would have been hell toupee if that hat wasn't handy.
08.03.2026 16:39
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
*giggling sounds*
08.03.2026 16:23
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Personally, I like when distance takes a backseat to accuracy.
06.03.2026 21:14
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Warming up the earth when it should be cooling down? What could go wrong?
05.03.2026 22:40
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
"We're using the Israeli and Russian strategies of bombing schools, children's hospitals, civilians, and cultural sites. Nobody will be safe accept for those of us who just watch the live feeds and drink a shot every time we see someone die. Boy was I drunk yesterday!"
05.03.2026 22:21
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
05.03.2026 22:14
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Who's going to liberate the US?
05.03.2026 21:58
👍 4
🔁 1
💬 1
📌 0
Trumputin
05.03.2026 22:00
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
We all know they'll hand him a photo book of candidates and he'll 100% choose based on whether they "look" like a leader or not.
05.03.2026 18:00
👍 4
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
Behold! It's the pope of "The Donald J. Trump Church Of The Grifters Jesus Chased From The Temple."
05.03.2026 17:54
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
