UncleJeet

They’ll Poison Our Asses! Sometimes very smart people can be deeply stupid to the point of absurdity. Such is the way of the Singularitarian. However, since I'm fairly certain that not many of you have the faintest idea who Si

lol, i forgot all about writing this back in 2009, but it just popped back up in my brain for some reason, so i had to go find it

i guess i was debunking AI bullshit 17 years before it was cool, like some kind of annoying technohipster

anyway, welcome to Day 1,197 of AI being a scam

ok then, i think we're just gonna go ahead and wrap things up now, humanity. we had a good run

last one out, switch off the lights

youtube thumbnail that looks like it has a giant nintendo ds in it but it's just an enlarged, printed screenshot with redacted black boxes that inadvertently mimic the dual screens

casually scrolling youtube and my brain initially thought he was pointing to a giant nintendo ds

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

replica of the first transistor

starting to think these were a bad idea

lol, didn’t know i was so close to finishing this one or i would’ve added .16 of a mile to my last workout

oh well, i’ll magically complete it overnight whenever it auto credits my non-exercise steps, which is usually under half a mile but it’ll do

this is it for Star Wars, no idea what to do next

guess i have to check out Kill La Kill now

a man peeking out from behind a curtain says yes night time . Alt: a vampire peeking out from behind a curtain says, "Yes! Night time."

enjoy your Daylight Satan's Time, sun worshippers. i'll be in my coffin until Halloween

thoroughly convinced that anyone who buys meta glasses should be put on a watch list

the real reason you feel like reality is a simulation is because we now primarily experience the wider world through algorithmically curated media and false narratives

the internet puts layers of manipulated abstraction between reality and perception - that's the simulation

and it's controlling us

i also had a twitter war with baldwin, resulting in his attack fandogs coming at me

fun times

Registration 101 | runDisney YouTube video by runDisney

disney is worse than ticketmaster with this nonsense

i may never get to do a rundisney race, not for lack of training but simply because it's so hard to snag a spot at all

unless, of course, you pay $700 a year to be in their special club with reserved early registration

everything is a scam

a close up of a man 's face with the words it can 't rain all the time Alt: Brandon Lee as The Crow saying, "It can't rain all the time."

your daily reminder, apropos of nothing in particular, i'm sure

MS-DOS 6.22 setup screen

no accounts
no subscriptions
no data harvesting
no forced updates
no vibe-coded updates
no copilot nonsense
no ai bullshit of any kind

things used to be better

a man is sitting in a car talking to myself Alt: Ian Malcom from Jurassic Park saying, "See, here I am now by myself, talking to myself. That's Chaos Theory."

it's almost as if ~80 years of defining standards and divisions to optimize and predict human behavior through the subtle application of game theory across every aspect of our lives has led to unpredictable societal instability because nobody thought about what tiny variables do over time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How I arrived on Bluesky

why do so many indie rpgs feel like disco elysium reskins lately

i mean, you do have all day

we did! brisray.com/web/webring-... here's a bunch of them!

my brain will forever remain entirely incapable of ever accepting the simple fact that Half-Life 2 came out two years before my adult child was born

i've been working on going back to this, too

limited hard drive space + installing from physical media + just having far fewer new games available really was the secret recipe to avoiding the "everything just feels like content now" burnout we all seem stuck in these days

i guess
i dunno
i'm old

bring back webrings, you cowards

press x to doubt

Morgan Clark William Morgan Clark was the vice president under EA President Luis Santiago and later became the president of the Earth Alliance. While in office, he instituted a reign of terror over the Earth Allia...

always a good time for a babylon 5 rewatch

TFTC: Version 1.4 Released YouTube video by Angel

welp, there's my weekend sorted

if you were a gif, what gif would you be?

these are the kinds of serious, hard-hitting questions that are missing from modern journalism

Twin Peaks GIF ALT: Twin Peaks GIF

Happy Twin Peaks Day!

we’ve got some damn fine coffee over by the door, a cherry pie that’ll kill you on the dessert table, and dont forget to grab a fresh fish from the percolator on your way out

it's just the app for conqueror challenges

are people unaware that companies avoid the Sponsored label on social media content by running contests that say "hype our product, and we'll use your post as an ad if you win"

only the "winners" get labeled; the rest seem organic

every viral trend is fake
every trend is an ad
everything is a scam

we need a Benn Jordan for fitness tech and wearables because i need someone to prove it's basically Theranos all the way down

there are bright spots, but most consumer tech is straight garbage that just algorithmically guesses and approximates and ai hallucinates its way into fabricated legitimacy