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ITYSL Detroiters Gardening Beekeeping Urban farming Video games Mixology Fantasy Football Guitar Blood on the Clocktower Boardgames Those are the things i am into.

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Dayzee, a brown dog, sits on a sofa and ottoman in front of a TV. She is looking forlorn. She was hoping to see SGA break Wilt's record for consecutive 20+ points per game streak but realized its Wednesday not Thursday.

Dayzee, a brown dog, sits on a sofa and ottoman in front of a TV. She is looking forlorn. She was hoping to see SGA break Wilt's record for consecutive 20+ points per game streak but realized its Wednesday not Thursday.

Dayzee is depressed because she thought it was Thursday and wanted to watch SGA break Wilt's record tonight

11.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love daylight savings. I'm lazy and sleep late when I can. Give me that late evening light to work in my garden! #daylightsavings

09.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Set them up for success for sure.

08.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like AI for sure

06.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still waiting for steam to take my payment

05.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I pledged at 7 minutes and was impressed that it was already through the roof. Congrats!

03.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another Steam Nextfest to remind this 48 year old guy that a ton of new games are coming to buy but no time to play them. 24 year old self had the opposite problem. Hardly any games (relatively) but plenty of free time.

23.02.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man I can smell it as soon as I read that.

23.02.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow he looks like my Mojo long passed. Probably more brown in yours for sure. Mine had more brown on his belly. Regardless, give the rubs and thanks for bringing back an old memory of my boy

21.02.2026 07:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It was a good weekend with the Ohio boys. Impressed them with OKCs local cuisine and many drinks were had. #prairie #pearls #bbq #powerhouse

17.02.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She lives for her evening respite outside

06.02.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dayzee enjoying the February night in Oklahoma. Don't worry its 54 F / 12 C #dogsofbluesky

06.02.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ordered!

05.02.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2. Brandy Boy - a more hardy Brandywine tomato combining a great flavor with vigorous tomatoes and hardness to disease.

3. Big Beef. I grew multiple 2 lb tomatoes!

4. Lemon Boy Plus: very productive with a yellow pop for your garden.

5. Sungold. Cherry tomato with best flavor

05.02.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Carmello tomato plant in blue raised bed. Densely packed orangish red tomatoes that are trellised

Carmello tomato plant in blue raised bed. Densely packed orangish red tomatoes that are trellised

My top 5 tomatoes from last year to grow again this year (Zone 7b):

1. Carmello (pictured): heavy producing and hardy - kept going strong until halloween in zone 7b. Taste great

2-5 in the comments

#tomatoes #tomatoesofbluesky
#gardensofbluesky #tomatoes2026

05.02.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does a game like fortnite, that literally prints money, not have a dev team that prioritizes player feedback.

30.01.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish that when people request a stupid read receipt for their email and I affirm when i have read it, they should get a message requesting a read receipt that I read their stupid read receipt. I guarantee it would nip that nonsense in the bud.

30.01.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There will be entire history classes taught about all the grifts this asshat pulled off.

16.01.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "Don't Tread on Me" guys were always the "We Will Fucking Tread All Over You, Given the Chance" guys. Trump and Republican voters gave them that chance.

13.01.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone should sign up to be an ICE agent and go through their "training" with a hidden camera and document it.

13.01.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was wondering about that. Did you do vastly better at the dispatching gameplay the second time around?

13.01.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dayzee, a brown dog, is shown with her heading hanging upside down, which sort of makes her look like a bat.

Dayzee, a brown dog, is shown with her heading hanging upside down, which sort of makes her look like a bat.

Here is Dayzee looking like a bat because I can't handle the world today.

08.01.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my faves.

08.01.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shadowdark campaign starts tomorrow, time to start brainstorming #detroiters and #itysl characters i can make. Elwood the Naive? Tommy Quills? Dan Lightblind and his intricate apparell?

06.01.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife is always amazed at how much I laugh rewatching detroiters. I really dont do that with any other show. Keep up the good fight!

05.01.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calling tech support for Clash of Clans

03.01.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always awesome recognizing actors from #detroiters in other shows, but I was not expecting Walter Coppage in an episode of Law & Order that I saw while visiting my parents over the holidays. He was so serious but I kept laughing because I kept hearing him say "now she's sandwiches for worms".

03.01.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just a little real life powerwash simulator on xmas eve. Gotta take advantage of 80 degree weather. #powerwashsimulator

24.12.2025 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Think You Should Reel on Instagram: "Can you believe wars are fought over this stuff? Comedy Central's Detroiters starring Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson. This scene is not from an episode. It was... Detroiters sparks a thought-provoking conversation about the origins of Santa Claus, the dangers of misinformation, and the power of realizing the truth. Join Sam and Tim as they delve into the histor...

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21.12.2025 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ordered!

18.12.2025 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0