Jack Freeman 🇨🇦

Do Not Taunt Big Penis 🍆

* not actual gameplay

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So my oil revenue is going up but my stocks are going down so I guess it all comes out in the wash

TIL Liam Hendriks is no longer with the Red Sox 😢

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DOWn JONES 📉

If the shoe fits, try bigger shoes 👞

we beat canada at their sport and italy beat us at our sport so to restore equilibrium canada must beat italy at bocce

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Dire

Paul Shaffer is older than he seems 😎

He’s a Jokić
He’s a Smokić
He’s a Midnight Tokić

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

All your bass are belong to us

Today would’ve been a great cargo shorts day

Don’t forget the nip bottles 🍾

Spent nearly 3 hours on the 28 bus yesterday but it was free so

Glad I bought my big tank of home heating oil a few weeks ago 🛢️

It’s called Canada eh 🇨🇦

Boston is full of knuckleheads but they’re our knuckleheads 🍀⚾️🍻

At Forest Hills if you have no pot to smoke some should be provided to you

In America people should be allowed to have 6 creams and eight sugars in their 48 oz bucket of Dunkin iced coffee 🇺🇸

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Me to Wayne Gretzky now

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Here we are now
Entertain us

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Air drumming is happening right now

There’s a Ford in your future

Bill Withers, man.

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Boots on the ground are on the table

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I was 5 years old in 1967

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Walking back and forth at work I did 12,000 steps today. And got paid for it.

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Warfighters. The fighters of war.

Anyone know if the @mbta 30 bus is next in line for free fares? Cause it basically is already #MayorWu