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bofa has ruined the internet for me. if someone says something i dont understand i simply steer clear..no way im asking for clarification

10.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these teens had their whole lives in front of them and now the woke left is trying to cancel them over minor counts of domestic terrorism

10.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what roadkill was he trying to lift onto his car roof

10.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're called the beatles because they "beat" their wifes

10.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 437 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am rubber your glue

10.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sounds russian

10.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

linearcels seething over skipchads

10.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im shocked they fired her as ceo. this is peak ceo brain

10.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shut the fuck up dumbass

10.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is what happens when you bring back traditional values and fight oyster wokeism

10.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i practice random acts of kindness. roll a nat 20 and i will hold the door open for you

10.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lector? i ardly know er!

10.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

humans can curate examples that will be confusing to humans. ai still cannot as far as i have seen

10.03.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Whoโ€™s a Better Writer: A.I. or Humans? Take Our Quiz.
By Kevin Roose and Stuart A. Thompson

with authors names circled

Whoโ€™s a Better Writer: A.I. or Humans? Take Our Quiz. By Kevin Roose and Stuart A. Thompson with authors names circled

are these humans or ai's because if they're not ai this is a waste of time

10.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i could be making bari weiss money

10.03.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no wonder iran misfired it, the instructions were probably in english

10.03.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still love the car tho

10.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

team italy are basically the same but at least their ancestors lived in italy in the last 1000 years

10.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

team "israel" is literally just team "not good enough to get selected for team usa and at least one jewish grandparent"

10.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wbc commentators saying that baseball isnt the most popular sport in countries like israel and nicaragua but it's growing ๐Ÿ˜น

1 player from team "israel" was born in israel. the rest literally have no israeli heritage. meanwhile baseball literally is by far the most popular sport in nicaragua

10.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going to add to that: walter white was not a good guy in breaking bad

09.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its called compromise ๐Ÿ’…

09.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's official: they're skeets now

09.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Attacks leave dead vs killed

09.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 10063 ๐Ÿ” 2630 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141 ๐Ÿ“Œ 122

have to admit that was a banger

09.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all girls are

09.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ive heard legends of this very event

09.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€ชacabylon beeโ€ฌ
 โ€ช@acabylonbee.bsky.socialโ€ฌ
ยท 2h
this is why kamala lost btw

โ€ชSafeWaterCleanAir ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽโ€ฌ
 โ€ช@thisisme7.bsky.socialโ€ฌ
ยท 2h

A cartoon drawing of a little girl dressed in pink holding a water jug her daddyโ€™s at the voting booth and she says who are you voting for daddy? And he says you the voting booth says VOTE and there is a US flag
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โ€ชP Simonโ€ฌ
 โ€ช@simonwinning.bsky.socialโ€ฌ
ยท 1h
No.  Kamala lost because the American voters got played by the Child Rapist, PEDOsidnt Trump. Despite her faults, the choice was a Competent Qualified Woman or a known Con Man, Adjudicated Rapid, 34 Account Felon and Insurrectionist/Traitor.  They chose the latter.

โ€ชacabylon beeโ€ฌ โ€ช@acabylonbee.bsky.socialโ€ฌ ยท 2h this is why kamala lost btw โ€ชSafeWaterCleanAir ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽโ€ฌ โ€ช@thisisme7.bsky.socialโ€ฌ ยท 2h A cartoon drawing of a little girl dressed in pink holding a water jug her daddyโ€™s at the voting booth and she says who are you voting for daddy? And he says you the voting booth says VOTE and there is a US flag ALT 6 1 โ€ชP Simonโ€ฌ โ€ช@simonwinning.bsky.socialโ€ฌ ยท 1h No. Kamala lost because the American voters got played by the Child Rapist, PEDOsidnt Trump. Despite her faults, the choice was a Competent Qualified Woman or a known Con Man, Adjudicated Rapid, 34 Account Felon and Insurrectionist/Traitor. They chose the latter.

hate to point out the obvious but in 2024 donald trump, having already served as president, was the more qualified candidate between him and kamala

09.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wrong. she lost because white men voted for their own daughters

09.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0