Robin Facer

I thought you said “Scots” going on here

PLANTS FOR THE WIN

Best film EVER

BIGFOOT

OH THE PRESSURE

Also FRIED CHICKEN

Me too

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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

It’s a nearly perfect movie

Fun story — when GD came out, I was living in LA. They used to have free test screenings of not-yet-out movies. Hubs and I saw GD that way. Imagine going in having NO IDEA what the movie was about. It was amazing 😁

We still do that!

I’m halfway through my 10 week visit to Western Australia. Living (mostly) with my 2 adult daughters in their tiny apartment. The weather is glorious which makes it weird to see the little Xmas tree in the corner of their living room. Joy to the world!

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Wild North American sugarplums are boneless, but European sugarplums have tiny, razorlike skeletons. Inbreeding, I think.

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It’s so true! A poorly written 100k book is still an accomplishment.

Robin (West Australian Robin)

Your moment of calm: on the Wadandi Track, Margaret River, Western Australia

I’m excited for you! Nearly there. xxx

AMAZING 🤞🤞

xx

With you. Dogs are a choice, just like children are a choice. It’s fine to have one or the other or both or neither. None of those choices makes you a bad person.

But it’s true though

Count Chocula is exempt from the rules as a purely seasonal food

Oh no! Was hoping I’d see you so we could have our annual “we should get together soon!” conversation. Feel better! xx

Looking forward to seeing you this afternoon in rainy Stirling

Dammit me too. But it’s still awesome that we know ALL THE TRICKS

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