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@philp83

I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist. #ladsladslads. Spinster gay with pets.

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lol

10.03.2026 08:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awful, an absolute nause. Xx

09.03.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Twitter dot com

09.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Would suggest “It Is I, Le-Cleric” @simonpegg.bsky.social (it won't let me comment on the original post)

09.03.2026 21:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What’s your new name?

07.03.2026 18:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’ve been back on Twitter and not unblocked me!

07.03.2026 18:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone tell Gem to unblock me. We’re still friends!!

07.03.2026 16:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gem, if you see this, unblock me!

07.03.2026 16:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same. Single 7yrs now 😭😭😭

07.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aldi glasses cleaner wipes

07.03.2026 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve given up on all of it. Love, romance, sex. I’m a spinster now.

07.03.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#Ben

07.03.2026 16:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pleased I have not been blocked here

07.03.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hair stops growing on the head because the follicles have migrated to other parts of the body. Its evolution and adaptation #facts

07.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bald af. Please do not appropriate my culture and heritage

07.03.2026 14:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They don’t know how lucky they are

07.03.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t trust that those little wheels would support me.

07.03.2026 14:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OMG! Gem blocked me! Incredible scenes!!

01.03.2026 17:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna have to agree with Chris here Gem.

01.03.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disappointed in someone I thought was a friend.

01.03.2026 17:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You've made a cuppasoup

25.02.2026 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You love it

25.02.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"höödad, where dindins? Ben iz höngry böy"

cc @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social

25.02.2026 18:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am well, making sausage and mash for tea

24.02.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I also echo the sentiments of all in the thread

24.02.2026 15:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi James it's a bit early for evening X

24.02.2026 15:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've been to the park. Not too many off lead dogs with no recall running around.

24.02.2026 12:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is really poor. Do better xx

24.02.2026 10:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy anniversary to all who celebrate, ie everyone on Twitter

24.02.2026 09:24 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I sang that in my head to the tune of Shake n Vac

23.02.2026 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0