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*Reminds self to bring donuts to BOI*

Yes! And the ones I don’t see often are forever stuck in my brain at the age they were when I met them, so it’s always a mindfuck when I realize that 21-year-old is now 43.

I still like Scream 2 a lot, but I do feel it’s the one that’s aged the worst out of all of them.

Robyn tickets acquired. See all you baguettes in September! 😁

D.C. Council Moves to Guarantee PrEP and PEP Coverage Zachary Parker’s bill blocks insurers from limiting coverage to a single HIV prevention drug and protects access to PrEP and PEP.

D.C. Council Moves to Guarantee PrEP and PEP Coverage
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I so would.

Happy Sunday to all you sexy people in my phone.

Wonder Man. 😂

I’ve definitely been at a dinner or a party and realized I’ve blown like half the guests. 😇😈

“I’m not a political person,” “I don’t like to talk politics,” and anything of that nature ALWAYS means conservative. And it’s so funny how only one side seems to have an issue standing up for their own beliefs, isn’t it? I’ve never felt the need to hide where I stand on politics.

YUP.

Gay culture is talking to one of your BFFs about a hookup, them asking the guy’s name, and then exclaiming “No fucking way! I was fucking his husband at MAL while you guys were hooking up!” God, I hate/love us. 🤣

Me, this morning: “I really need to eat some ass. It’s been too long.”
The universe, this evening: “May we present to you this beautiful Indian boy with a highly edible posterior?” 😁😈

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What a difference a year makes. Dipped my toe into the MAL pool for the first time in 20 years this weekend and not only had a great time with friends, the husband and I also picked up our first harnesses. This is the year of expanding comfort zones and saying “yes” to things!

Holy fuck that’s hot. 😈

When I lived in DC, I once woke up to a young girl pounding on my door because a newborn baby “had been left” on my doorstep.

(Spoiler alert: The baby belonged to the girl, who was in middle school. She had seen my husband and me around the neighborhood and thought we’d raise the child.)

Smash, for sure.

Woof! Very hot!

Let me under the table and I’ll show you. 😈

The event is from 10 pm-2 am this coming Friday at the District Eagle, on the 2nd floor. Admission is $20, I believe, and can be purchased through the app Posh. If it’s like last time, you get a glowing wristband indicating if you’re a giver, receiver, or both. And then have fun. 😁

Same question. They’re holding another of these events this Friday, 12/19. The first one was a lot of fun. 😁😈

If we’re friends and we’re hanging out, there is an almost 100% chance that I’m thinking about sucking your dick.

The Harrison version of “All the Things She Said” has been playing on a loop (running through my head, you might say) non-stop since I watched episode 4 of “Heated Rivalry” this morning. That scene gutted me, in no small part due to the excellent song choice.

*hands you my resume*
References available upon request.

All the time!

Is there a sign-up sheet for this…?

It’s wild how being gay goes from being the worst thing that ever happened to you when you’re young to being by far the best thing that ever happened to you when you are an adult

100% a phishing scam.