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Ryan Patrick Smith

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Writer, word nerd, film buff. Currently codeveloping a sci-fi board game called Derelict. He/him. Board game deets: https://waxriver.com/ Crossword blog: http://realpuzzlingstuff.com

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"Guess they were armless after all"

07.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Gives her the Handbreaker 9000 with no instructions* πŸ˜†

07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely favor descriptivism over prescriptivism when it comes to lexicography (and, ultimately, I imagine you do too), but I'll admit I lament the trajectories of "moot" and "high-concept."

07.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kaveh Akbar's recent novel "Martyr!" powerfully illustrates the generational trauma of this.

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was great fun

28.02.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah. Love that first one especially

26.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't play the resident evil games but i've always admired their ability to give stuff names that are both dumb and cool. raccoon city. umbrella corporation. tyrant virus. all very dumb, all equally cool

25.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 655 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

25.02.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad they included the English; would have had no idea what those were otherwise :P

21.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was such a good movie. Grateful to have caught it on the big screen.

19.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Atsu, in yellow and black, stands beside a patch of vivid red flowers. A pagoda looms in the background, piercing a clear blue sky.

Atsu, in yellow and black, stands beside a patch of vivid red flowers. A pagoda looms in the background, piercing a clear blue sky.

Standing by a woodsy shack with snow on the room, Atsu sports trim purple armor, stained red with the blood of enemies.

Standing by a woodsy shack with snow on the room, Atsu sports trim purple armor, stained red with the blood of enemies.

On horseback, Atsu eases into a marshy area with low-lying mist, where shafts of sunlight lance down through the trees.

On horseback, Atsu eases into a marshy area with low-lying mist, where shafts of sunlight lance down through the trees.

With her shamisen out, Atsu walks through an autumnal area with red-leafed trees and yellow and orange foliage underfoot.

With her shamisen out, Atsu walks through an autumnal area with red-leafed trees and yellow and orange foliage underfoot.

Approaching the end of #GhostOfYotei. This game's really grown on me as I've played, and the outfits and scenery have been consistently striking πŸ”

19.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Yours truly, a tall white dude with dark blond hair, seated at a restaurant table in a red cable-knit sweater. Superimposed on the photo is text: "New puzzle! 'Enjoyable Sort of Math,' by Ryan Patrick Smith." The Cryptic Crossweird logo appears at lower right.

Yours truly, a tall white dude with dark blond hair, seated at a restaurant table in a red cable-knit sweater. Superimposed on the photo is text: "New puzzle! 'Enjoyable Sort of Math,' by Ryan Patrick Smith." The Cryptic Crossweird logo appears at lower right.

It's a two-puzzle day for me!

First off, super excited to be returning to #Cryptic Crossweird with a new #crossword: crossweirdpuzzles.com/crypticcross...

Sample clue: [League final ultimately tied one-one? (6)]

Second, I have the Morphology puz in today's Daily Baffle: dailybaffle.com/morphology

16.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Puzzmo - Cross|word Play Cross|word on Puzzmo, Take a hint.

Pleased to be back in @puzzmo.com with a fresh midi themer today! Hope y'all enjoy the #crossword #puzzle: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...

13.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kena astride a peacock-tailed mount in a moody, misty village with deep green foliage all around.

Kena astride a peacock-tailed mount in a moody, misty village with deep green foliage all around.

Mina, a red mouse, unleashes her whip on an enemy on a bridge in charming pixel-art style.

Mina, a red mouse, unleashes her whip on an enemy on a bridge in charming pixel-art style.

The player character in the new Castlevania game uses an ability to swing out over an abandoned street drenched in red light.

The player character in the new Castlevania game uses an ability to swing out over an abandoned street drenched in red light.

A young spear-wielding Kratos against a painterly mountain backdrop in the new God of War side-scroller.

A young spear-wielding Kratos against a painterly mountain backdrop in the new God of War side-scroller.

Well, that was a rollicking State of Play! The new Kena and Mina the Hollower both have my attention, and that Konami showcase went quite hard with Darwin's Paradox, new Silent Hill, and new Castlevania.

Not to mention the promising 2D God of War prequel that's apparently out right now?!

12.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny’s halftime show combined music, dance, love and fun - it was a joy to watch!

As a Latina I’m so proud and happy to see latin culture on display like this. Especially this year. This is the America I know and love πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

09.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shakespeare Plays + ASCII Art - Real Puzzling Stuff A challenging themeless crossword puzzle by veteran constructor Ryan Patrick Smith.

First blog #puzzle of the new year: realpuzzlingstuff.com/shakespeare-...

Hope you enjoy the themeless #crossword! πŸ‘€

1A: Pane after a breakup? (6 letters)
3D: Reasons to call off an engagement (15 letters)

04.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reporter: "The whole world is wondering: why did you you want to climb Mount Everest?"

Climber: "Because it's there."

Reporter: "How inspiring! Any further comments you'd like to tell the people at home?"

In the last panel of the comic, the climber is standing atop the reporter's head.

-from Cyanide & Happiness

Reporter: "The whole world is wondering: why did you you want to climb Mount Everest?" Climber: "Because it's there." Reporter: "How inspiring! Any further comments you'd like to tell the people at home?" In the last panel of the comic, the climber is standing atop the reporter's head. -from Cyanide & Happiness

With all the recent Alex Honnold coverage, I couldn't help but recall this Cyanide & Happiness classic

26.01.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Incidentally, thank you for including only valid crossword puzzle grids in The Wire. I construct crosswords and am baffled at all the sad, misshapen attempts I see on other shows.

22.01.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A dingy workspace with a boxy computer. Displayed on the computer monitor is a scanned upload of a piece of undeliverable mail with some text highlighted for the worker at the keyboard to input.

A dingy workspace with a boxy computer. Displayed on the computer monitor is a scanned upload of a piece of undeliverable mail with some text highlighted for the worker at the keyboard to input.

Just reached my 1st ending of Dead Letter Dept., which I learned of via @jacobgeller.com's 2025 gaming roundup.

@skullthug.bsky.social serves up claustrophobic late-capitalist horror by way of an engrossing dead mail data entry conceit -- I echo Geller's endorsement!

P.S. Watch Dead Mail ('24) too

19.01.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely

15.01.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An Upwords game board densely populated with words such as BEWARE, RAZORS and PIRACY

An Upwords game board densely populated with words such as BEWARE, RAZORS and PIRACY

Tried out Upwords with the 'rents last night. Fun!

08.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Travel Writers + Tropical Cocktails - Real Puzzling Stuff 67-Across: Opposable chums?

I have a new puzzle to share as we head into the new year! Think I managed some clever clues here; hope you enjoy the solve. ✍️

realpuzzlingstuff.com/travel-write...

1A: Craft for which Boston is famous (9 letters)
41A: Youngster working on a shoot, maybe (8 letters)

27.12.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A disheveled Baltimore kid with raven hair, a bruised face, and a ghost of a mustache (from The Wire).

A disheveled Baltimore kid with raven hair, a bruised face, and a ghost of a mustache (from The Wire).

Sad to hear about James Ransone. His performance as one of the most impactful characters in The Wire S2 was tremendous and will stick with me always.

22.12.2025 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely smile!

19.12.2025 05:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Wordle game in which GREAT was the first guess and GUESS the second. GUESS was the solution to the puzzle.

A Wordle game in which GREAT was the first guess and GUESS the second. GUESS was the solution to the puzzle.

Had my most satisfying #Wordle experience ever the other day

17.12.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Puzzmo - Cross|word Play Cross|word on Puzzmo, Take a hint.

Wrote today's @puzzmo.com #crossword! My personal interests are well represented here, so I hope you enjoy the #puzzle: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...

14.12.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey there! So glad you dug the puz :) Fear not: I have no intention of retiring from xword construction anytime soon

14.12.2025 07:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A themeless crossword grid resembling a vine with leaves protruding on either side.

A themeless crossword grid resembling a vine with leaves protruding on either side.

Happy holidays! I just pubbed a tricky new themeless #crossword to my #puzzle blog, if anyone fancies a challenge: realpuzzlingstuff.com/satire-and-s...

14A: Food in a meteorological simile (7 letters)
34A: Scorekeeper? (10 letters)

02.12.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A pleasing geometric design on the green carpet of the Portland airport. Sort of suggests a sextant.

A pleasing geometric design on the green carpet of the Portland airport. Sort of suggests a sextant.

Taking a moment to appreciate the iconic carpet pattern at PDX (on a friend's advice)

02.12.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Puzzmo - Cross|word Play Cross|word on Puzzmo, Take a hint.

I have a new @puzzmo.com #crossword today! Enjoy the solve and have a happy Thanksgiving 🧑

www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...

26.11.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0