Except for those socks

Coming from the guy who always looks like a sad, sick penis.

This would heal me.

Helen Mirren tells Jimmy Fallon that tomatoes are bisexual:

“I looked it up very recently.”

bernie sanders is making a funny face while wearing a jacket and glasses . ALT: bernie sanders is making a funny face while wearing a jacket and glasses .

I am once again asking for a death note and a shinigami. 🙏🏻

Check the Canyon Rim webcam for the view of the gorge from Canyon Rim Visitor Center.

Canyon Rim Webcam, New River Gorge National Park & Preserve


#NPS #NationalParkService #NewRiverGorge&Preserve

My absolute favorite Ampharos art!

Hegseth smirking like he just spread peanut butter on his nuts.

Seattle, you were a gem and I will be back. ✌️

Intravenous wasn’t an option.

Princess Donut for president.

My kind of setup! 👏

Almost have my tickets for the hottest club of 2025.

Thinking of Mrs. Bauer…

edible: chomped
stardew: booted
pussy: purred

Elevation: 2,290 Feet View of the Pakoon Basin looking west.

Pakoon Springs, Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument


#NPS #NationalParkService #GrandCanyon-Parashant

And Kevin O’Leary claiming to be partisan is laughable. I want to live in an America where billionaires are shaking in their loafers because politicians refuse to entertain their grift.

Always a good choice. Cheers!

Still nursing a bottle of Mitcher’s straight rye 😋

Yeah, just shoot them a Venmo or stop by with some cash. Don’t overthink it! Unless your tattoo was lime years ago lol

Isn’t McDonald’s default 21 sugars? The way they look at me like I’m insane when I ask for plain iced coffee.

a man is reading a book on a subway ALT: a man is reading a book on a subway

I told me that I can order a new kindle when I finish my current book.

Birkenstock keychain would be so cool tbh

The best thing to come out of cleaning today, this forgotten sticker.

I’ve always to go on a surprise trip where I don’t know where I’m going until I get to the airport and show up at my gate. Soooo I’m going to surprise my boyfriend that way and tbh, it makes me giddy. 😬

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If you haven’t played the Cairn demo, here’s your reminder! Relaxing yet challenging. Unique mechanics. Fun art style. Excited for the full version!

I’ve been meaning to pick up Dungeon Crawler Carl!

Why is TikTok just QVC now…

What a fucking stooge.