Parttimedogfish

Happy birthday!

Makes a nice gooey layer on whatever food you're topping with it, though

Terry Pratchett.

We lost one of the greatest writers of the 20th and 21st century 11 years ago today. Crack open "Small Gods" in his memory, or any other of his books. They are all masterpieces.

I want them all!

Do you really think that's water they shoot out of their plastic flowers?

I'm still waiting on that call from Professor Charles Xavier to invite me to join the X-Men!

Oh shh! You look great and you've got a fab sense of humour! Your biggest flaw seems to be the dreaded coriander gene!

Beanbags on a rounders bat for us!

40mm M6 hex cap

The dressed ones have been tempted by Eden's serpent and eaten from the tree of knowledge, and are this covering their shame. Kermit has not been tempted and is therefore pure and innocent.

Cutlery.
Stablery.
Scooplery.

My camera apparently has pareidolia

I felt the same about 1A. The first time I found it I saw what to do, did the inputs, and.... nothing.
Tried again, nothing.
Started looking for alternative solutions, ended up looking at a guide and seeing that what I was doing was correct, but I was getting an angle slightly wrong on the stick

Sleep not found

The most powerful demisexuals are known as gravijasexual

I've checked against my RSPB bird identification shirt, and they're all birds, so at least they've got that part right

Oh shit! Hope it's not too bad a job to fix!

"when I ordered the Vesuvius pizza I meant the spicy one, not the one buried in lava"

Esme turned, and a billion figures turned with her.
“When can I get out?”
WHEN YOU FIND THE ONE THAT’S REAL.
“Is this a trick question?”
NO.
Granny looked down at herself.
“This one,” she said.

Granny Weatherwax looked out at the multi-layered, silvery world.
“Where am I?”
INSIDE THE MIRROR.
“Am I dead?”
THE ANSWER TO THAT, said Death, IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN NO AND YES.

I've never seen it, but Disco Droid sounds like it would be the best character pretty much anywhere

Puddle Discussion Hour is the one show we never miss in this household!

A hell of an achievement! Congrats!

Needs a white streak in your hair à la rogue from x-men to be fully coordinated with your outfit though

I'm gonna marry him then divorce him for Emily

STARDEW VALLEY

Happy 10th birthday to this lovely game