April needs to have 31 days so that the rest of the world can have Pi Day, too. #IYKYK
14.03.2026 22:08
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April needs to have 31 days so that the rest of the world can have Pi Day, too. #IYKYK
If we get through this (*waves hands around*), a large part of the reason will be The Onion.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
1) I'm retired now, but I still can complete this exercise from when I was still working.
2) THERE ARE MANY! I'll give you one.
"RF does not go through metal."
Picture taken from a porch looking over a yard to a cul-de-sac. The yard is covered in a light layer of snow. Houses on the right side of the image have their roofs covered in snow. Snow can be seen falling against the backdrop of the street.
It was 80 here yesterday.
CC: @capitalweather.bsky.social
🎵 Shitheads, shitheads, roly poly shitheads. Shitheads, shitheads, Gawd, they are dumb. 🎵 #IYKYK
I needed that. 🙂
A screenshot of an article title, stating, "The missing ingredient: self-love".
I receive all kinds of medical spam, and when I saw this, my first thought was, "Excuse me?"
I wasn't intending to turn this into a thread, but it seems to have happened anyway.
It's about the great plague on our lives: the extreme wealth of a tiny number of people.
And what to do about it.
"Hornet's nest kicking boots" that probably don't fit...
bsky.app/profile/coac...
As was stated a few years ago...
bsky.app/profile/mich...
Wait, isn't this the beginning of "Kentucky Fried Movie"?
There are Noem Noems and there are unNoem Noems.
I've briefed one of this guy's predecessors. That predecessor was intelligent and competent.
This guy ain't that.
Here's the thing: When I was in the fire department, we would discuss, in *VERY* graphic detail, our most crazy calls. Over whatever meal we happened to have. I distinctly remember discussing one such... interesting... call over steak and potatoes.
He forgot to make that left turn at Albuquerque?
This whole thread is why I visit Bluesky.
"FCC rejects protests because Charter and Cox don't compete directly in most places."
And why, exactly, is that? Why were they not competing if they're in the same business?
... and Capn Crunch and "Blade Runner" and various Rush songs and...
View looking down a street. To the right & left are houses. A light layer of snow covers everything except pavement. A heavy snowfall is also visible.
@capitalweather.bsky.social Current conditions in Crofton, MD.
Such a handsome boy! Please give him a scritch from me!
Or cricket.
I feel seen.
I remember watching a TV show of a local rescue group in... Colorado, I think? Anyway, two guys were stuck on a mountain & required rescue.
After being rescued, the rescue leader asks them, "Okay, why did you do this stupid thing."
As a former FF/EMT, I can relate.
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That. Is. AWESOME! Many of the best engineers I worked with started as "wrench turners", so you're in very good company.
Well done! VERY well done!
Signed,
Retired EE with 4 Decades of Actually Using That S$$$.
Complete with groaning when getting in! HEY! THAT'S ME!
Aside from that, the BIG tell is that Amazon would not use a shortener. Or, at least, they would not use a shortener that didn't have some part of Amazon in it.
Be careful out there!
