StonedFerret

God I love talking shit, it’s just SO FUN.

“AI art is real art!”

Yeah and the waifu body pillow you cut a slit in is a “real girlfriend.”

Unreliable? Noncommittal? Incapable of following through on your promises?

Date a Morrisey fan. You can cancel every plan you ever make together, even the ones that were your idea, and they’ll still worship the ground you walk on (for some fuckin’ reason.)

Now that's a shortcut with some chest hair

What’s worse than seeing a shopping cart in the middle of a parking spot?

It’s a shopping cart designed like a little tractor to be nice for the kids, which means those inconsiderate fuckwits decided to have children.

How was the Morrisey concert last night?

It got cancelled, he saw a housefly from thirty yards away and said the vibration of its wings “upset the balance of his humors” or some shit. To be fair, his last excuse was “heard a beer can open three blocks away and it gave him a three day migraine.”

A bell curve meme Left side, low IQ Score: Some form of wojack with the words "remorseless kleptomaniac" above it in the middle of the bell curve: A crying nerd wearing glasses, with the words "Only buys the gear/consumables they need" next to it right side, high IQ score: A wise figure in a cloak with the words "remorseless kleptomaniac" above it

The evolution of a Baldur's Gate 3 player

“Can I help you?”

Can I check out here?

“You know there’s self-checkouts.”

Yeah, you’re right, sorry for interfering with all that “standing around doing fucking nothing” you were up to. Looked like real important fuck-offing, please accept my sincerest apologies, you lazy fuckhead.

I wonder if he’s still a bitter old fuck or if he went to therapy yet.

*checks account*

That’s gonna be a hard no on the therapy.

The energy I bring to every occasion

Prost!

I think I'm finally done with what turned into an 11 part post of "albums I think are 10/10 from start to finish."

Feel free to leave your own thoughts and opinions, and let me know what albums are your own 10/10s.

Part 11 (Pray for me)

The Pizza Tapes - Garcia, Grisman, and Rice
The Human Condition - Jon Bellion
Cage the Elephant - Cage the Elephant
Dictator - Scars on Broadway
Educated Horses - Rob Zombie
2112 - Rush
Consolers of the Lonely - The Raconteurs
Catastrophic Event Specialists - Ces Cru

Part 10 (I actually thought I was done)

Narrow Stairs - Death Cab for Cutie
Termination Bliss - Deathstars
The Meanest of Times - Dropkick Murphys
Infestissumam - Ghost
Appetite for Destruction - Guns N Roses
Dreamboat Annie - Heart
Ritual de lo Habitual - Jane's Addiction

Part 9 (This is 6 parts longer than I expected)

Shyga! The Sunlight Mound - Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
To the Pain - Nonpoint
Infiltrate-Destroy-Rebuild - CKY
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
DECEMBERUNDERGROUND - AFI
The Low End Theory - A Tribe Called Quest
Separate - Blue Rabbit

Part 8 (I thought I was done but)

Dark Side of the Moon + Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
UHF + Running with Scissors + Straight Outta Lynwood - Weird Al
Blood Lust - Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats
Magic - The Werks
Song in my Head - The String Cheese Incident
Vol.3 The Subliminal Verses - Slipknot

Part 7 (there are way fuckin more than I anticipated)

Digitonium - Turkuaz
Plump (Chapters 1 and 2) - Twiddle
ZONKEY - Umphrey's McGee
Cave World + Welfare Jazz - Viagra Boys
My Apologies to the Chef - Winona Fighter
The Main Squeeze - The Main Squeeze
Wolfmother - Wolfmother
MFZB - Zebrahead

Part 6 (I lied I'm nowhere near done)

Wisconsin Death Trip - Static-X
The 2 Cent Show - Steam Powered Giraffe
Keasbey Nights - Streetlight Manifesto
TAUK Moore - Tauk and Kanika Moore
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny - Tenacious D
The Book of Thump - Thumpasaurus
One-X - Three Days Grace

Part 5 (I think I'm almost done)

Appeal to Reason - Rise Against
Poses - Rufus Wainwright
Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces - Seether
The Sound of Madness - Shinedown
Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace - Foo Fighters
Nothing Lasts... But Nothing Is Lost - Shpongle
Roots Rock Riot - Skindred

Part 4 (there's more of these than I thought there would be)

LTE2 - Liquid Tension Experiment
The Dethalbum - Dethklok
Synthetica - Metric
Americana + Smash - The Offspring
TETIOS - Papadosio
Songs for the Deaf - QOTSA
Hide from the Sun - The Rasmus
Classics + Ratatat - Ratatat

Part 3

Sheik Yerbouti - Frank Zappa
Moment of Truth - Gang Starr
American Idiot + Dookie - Green Day
A Funk Odyssey - Jamiroquai
As Daylight Dies - Killswitch Engage
Psycho Circus - KISS
See You On the Other Side - Korn
Ashes of the Wake - Lamb of God
Meteora - Linkin Park

Part 2:

Godsmack - Godsmack
Hypnotize/Mesmerize - SOAD
Dirt - Alice in Chains
Anthems of Rebellion - Arch Enemy
Feathers and Flesh - Avatar
In a Tidal Wave of Mystery - Capital Cities
Blast Tyrant/Robot Hive Exodus - Clutch
From Under the Cork Tree - Fall Out Boy
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac

Hit me with some albums you think are perfect 10s from start-finish, here's (some of) mine:

Battle for LA - RATM
Demon Day - Gorillaz
Terraformer - Thank You Scientist
Hot Streak - The Winery Dogs
Stadium Arcadium - RHCP
Green Naugahyde - Primus
The Afterman - Coheed and Cambria
Dark Light - HIM

"I wanted to make a female character that looks real," the artist said to me as I gazed upon the horror he'd wrought upon this world. 34 ZZZ cup size, a four inch waist, and thighs thicker than a bundle of redwoods. A monster, born of hubris and unrestrained lust, now burned into my retinas forever.

Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God YouTube video by Gorillaz

Gorillaz putting out eight minutes of hand drawn heaven backed by their classic sound is exactly what I needed this morning. Looks like the Jungle Book and feels like home.

Ian Huntley, one of the U.K.'s most notorious child killers, dies after prison attack Ian Huntley, 52, had been on life support after being hit repeatedly over the head with a metal bar in a U.K. prison on Feb. 26.

Good news everyone!

"AI art is real art!"

I'm going to laugh at your obituary.

Yours too! Me and my best friend logged a lotta hours into that one back in middle and high school. One of the GOATs always.

My top 5 games ever

Too tired to make a graphic edition:

1) Mass Effect Legendary Edition (I’m counting the whole trilogy deal with it)
2) Rimworld
3) Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
4) Champions of Norrath
5) Pokémon Gen 2

Please please help Vampy out if you're able.