Ben Osipov

Luke also blew up a planet size government facility with thousands of workers on it.

Imagining the core as a giant water bed or tempurpedic mattress now.

Trump fulfills promise to enliven NYC sidewalks.

Cha cha slide

You should have campaigned better...like ok, maybe. Not sure that matters when people projected a magically better world on the open fascist garbage.

How is any of this democrats fault? If people didn't want to belive Trump was what he plainly was, it's on them for choosing purity and an evil leadership over a real world better but flawed option.

Also the obvious answer that Balkan countries have a basketball culture from a young age much like Black Americans have one...ie these are cultural differences that refute racist thinking!

This would also rest on the assumption that Trump reads or plans 2 steps ahead...neither seems likely.

So if we are bringing back old timey tariffs, is coffee and sugar smuggler a viable career path again?

I too respond to major setbacks by telling myself the machines will rise and wipe out our entire species.

Those people often suffer real world consequences...especially the leaders of such movements

If you're having a public argument that democracy is over and the government hasn't stopped you for calling it totalitarian...is it actually over?

In fairness the majority of advertisements are boner pills and temu gadgets that probably dont work...so maybe it is just advertising to Elon Musk.

Right, the floor is surprisingly low web people just get tired of yoj and the economy sucks.

Didn't w Bush sink pretty low by the end of second term?

The proper way to maginfy things is to put the magnifying glass on your mouth.

I can just imagine it looking like that Jesus fresco the woman in Spain "renovated"

When you are so immoral, God decides to not let you fully render.

CONCERT

BOB DYLAN: The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind

ME: [from front row] WHAT ARE LEAVES?

Movies as paper titles:

Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.

I guess we can honor how he helped the Union win and make everyone happy? Maybe I donno

As an anthropologist, I find the belief in the Neolithic feminist run lighthouse particularly wrong and wierd

Had me till the poster started extolling the Chinese nation as treating people better then us.

Non-violent decimation round robin

Fallout for Faubus

It looks like a squishy rock!

On the other hand, this did happen in the election where harper lost.

Also, Stalin didn't fail. He took over Eastern Europe and made it an authoritarian block for half a century

It invariably happened when we were about to go on vacation in our family.

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain", was not supposed to describe the lifespan of a meme about a confused Shina Inu dog