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My coworkers and I had a running joke about desert sushi. But there are only so many times you can eat at the same 3 restaurants before you start betting that surely modern refrigerated trucks should allow fish to safely be transported this far from a body of water.

11.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof

I was gonna say Lancaster is actually alright, but then I looked at the Kern County border and yeah...

11.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

11.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10312 ๐Ÿ” 1325 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 696 ๐Ÿ“Œ 603
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Kidical Mass ride into spring at Waterside Workshops with Mayor Adena Ishii (@mayoradenaishii.bsky.social) this Saturday, March 14!

10.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in a decade the US army will either have an entire semester of officer's school dedicated to analyzing the things pete hegseth did, or they'll have an entire semester of officer's school dedicated to analyzing the things pete hegseth did

09.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿชถ

09.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2711 ๐Ÿ” 986 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88 ๐Ÿ“Œ 79

You know what? Fuck it. Let's do this. Good luck speeding in my neighborhood friendo.

09.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm half loving it, half hating it, and half just really really confused.

09.03.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again

08.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2811 ๐Ÿ” 672 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

Remember when the IDF had a squad dress up as medical personnel to enter a hospital and execute an injured man in his hospital bed

08.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1876 ๐Ÿ” 723 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*the north of Ireland*

08.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a terrible day to have eyes

08.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At least in the caption she calls it the North of Ireland.

08.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 13325 ๐Ÿ” 5036 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88 ๐Ÿ“Œ 246

bsky.app/profile/papa...

08.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is carefully crafted to ensure young and poor people do not have any input.

"Participatory democracy" isn't actually a democracy if people have to work two jobs to make ends meet.

07.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why you never publicly apologize when a bully is actively pummeling you, for anything, no matter how well-deserved. It's a big flashing "hit me harder daddy" sign to people like this

Pezeshkian just made things a thousand times worse for his people

07.03.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 121 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

07.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3400 ๐Ÿ” 410 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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The asymmetry of the value placed on human life is so striking. Israel has a goal to recover 40-year-old remains; to do so, it invades a sovereign country, and the lives of 26 Lebanese are an afterthought. Their names not even worth printing in the New York Times.

07.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5734 ๐Ÿ” 1950 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80 ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

I'm really confused. Where are these statistics coming from? None of that lines up with the data I've seen.

07.03.2026 06:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4164 ๐Ÿ” 1025 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been following from Irish punk into other folk punk, and loving every step of the journey. Any suggestions on where to dive into Appalachian folk?

06.03.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abolish Ice

Took a little digging, but I'm pretty sure this is where it'll be streaming.
abolishice.live

06.03.2026 05:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've definitely had a few fuckups here and there. But I'm glad they're taking risks and swinging. 9/10 times they're getting it right, and I'll take that over the 0 times most musicians try to do anything at all.

06.03.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone's favorite apolitical traditional Irish song "My Little Armalite"
open.spotify.com/track/7sd82L...

06.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool thanks man.

06.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 642 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

06.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7227 ๐Ÿ” 986 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 265 ๐Ÿ“Œ 137