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Running, biking, sustainability, movie quotes, dad jokes, Zelda, pastries, funk music, coffee, kindness.

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Just learned the new route for this year’s Flying Pig Marathon. Time for more hill training.

13.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shoutout to Greg Landsmen who has turned into a straight up villain.

11.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strong honorable mention goes to Taglio.

07.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

St. Francis Apizza and Wayfarer Tavern have the best pizza in the Cincinnati area, and that’s a fact.

07.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Charmeleon over Squirtle?!?

25.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At a hotel in Dublin, OH and I’m pretty sure the random woman sitting next to me at the bar is drunk. The giveaway was when she said she went to the Super Bowl… in Mississippi.

22.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Went to a pawn shop and saw a beat up GBA cartridge for Zelda Four Swords for $40. That… is simply too much.

21.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You see construction on the Riverside connector to Lunken is supposed to START in 2029? I’m patient but… damn.

20.02.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a bingo! I hate that my prediction came true but I can’t say I’m surprised. Kudos to Raichon for the fun run! #BM100

16.02.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My race prediction: This year the winner will be… the course. But I think Blanchard will make it to loop 5! #BM100

15.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damian Hall starts loop 3 barefoot and Max King starts loop 3 with bags taped over his shoes, this is fun. #BM100

15.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peak race coverage πŸ™Œ

14.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YESSSSSSSS

14.02.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they never think things through. Because they’re idiots. Zero surprise here.

09.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read the article headline and instantly thought β€œthis is so dumb, I bet it’s Florida” πŸ˜‚

08.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is where the U.S. is as a country. I swear to god if I don’t find something better to do than calling my elected reps, I’m going to run for a position that can do more. ICE is literally killing innocent people, denying them life-saving help, and there are no repercussions.

04.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just learned in 2014 INC Magazine wrote that my Dad taught a business "Spine Sweat" class that was "the hardest undergraduate course in America." 17 years after getting a B+, it now makes a lot of sense why I struggled in his Small Business Management class.

30.01.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Heading to Kakariko for a side quest*

"Wait, is that a shrine? Maybe I'll just take a little detour..."

An hour later: "Shrine DONE! Nice... now what was I doing again?"

Every. Single. Time.

28.01.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I just got my 2025 W2 from work and there is an H&R Block advertisement on it. Wtf.

28.01.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just calculated how much I spent on daycare last year.

23.01.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.01.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

21.01.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 23528 πŸ” 6878 πŸ’¬ 1044 πŸ“Œ 381

Brb, gonna go replay this in my head at random times for the rest of my life #iufb #gohoosiers

20.01.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoosiers by a million.

19.01.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I might have a heart attack on 2/19 🀯

16.01.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100+ witnesses with video evidence: The ICE agent murdered an innocent woman and then walked away unharmed, immediately calling the woman he just murdered a "fucking bitch."

ICE: That woman was a terrorist who almost killed an agent.

95% major media: Terrorist woman almost kills ICE agent.

WTF.

15.01.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I emailed all my state reps and senators this morning. Should've done it sooner. Sick of this shit.

14.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is completely fucking unacceptable. Shut this terrorist government down until it stops brutalizing its own citizens.

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