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@srbrocialist

He/him Lefty Philly area, BJJ Blue belt who somehow still competes at 37. DMV to Pittsburgh to North of Philadelphia with Kentucky family. Himbo, lefty, lifter, wrestler, tech worker

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Ah, The good Ole Barstool model of social media marketing

13.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
13.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im wondering if they will bury him at his ancestral home of Montgomery County PA.

13.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cant wait to see what magic touch, death point, pressure point, bullshit comes out of this.

12.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoy how now we have our own martial art to compare with all the others that have come from grifters of a crumbling empire.

12.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Theres a non-zero chance this was pitched with Bam and the guy from HIM

10.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Favorite conversations to drop in on: two people with Jeeps that just compare all the work and parts they need to replace, and every sentence ends with "but its a great vehicle"

The rubber duckies you keep in the dash are the only sound engineering that exist in any Jeep in the last 30 years.

10.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone remind me my jeans are
36/34 (I like to keep the waist a little loose) Levi 511 Regular Straight leg for the next time im pitching about pants.

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cut to 2 hours from now and you're outside in a jacket and spandex pants with no shirt singing purple rain at the top of your lungs.

09.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today, thanks to John Cena, I learned that the company Met-Rx is pronounced "Mehtricks" and not "Meht-R-X".

I am also a really dumb meathead.

08.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The next toy story is going to be the toys banning together to lead a luddite revolution against the isolating and manipulative nature of technology.

I didnt make up that sentence, I just watched the preview in the movie theater.

07.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First human consciousness exists while Claude's doesnt. Whether or not it works based on this post us up to debate.

Secondly, its something deeper than a bad wrapper over REST and GraphQL APIs.

Thirdly, stop trying to justify wanting to have sex with the AI chat bot.

07.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Say what you want about them, but the Irish Republicans always make sure you are notified ahead of time.

07.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you are all the bad guys in Avatar the last Airbender but specifically the stupidest side characters.

06.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely this wont be like the last time there was forced regime change in Iran, and certainly we wont have to start rationing gasoline again...surely theres a transition plan

*he says as he prepares the emergency bag*

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Current PokΓ©mon discourse of "is the new grass starter from Philly or the Bronx" now raising questions on where all the previous starters are from.

Squirtle is from the Maryland side of the DMV and I wont be answering any questions on that topic.

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Its 550 AM and im in the parking lot of my BJJ gym waiting for my coach to get here listening to Job for a Cowboy.

06.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Representative Dan Crenshaw Loses G.O.P. Primary in Texas

I know hes gonna get replaced by someone just as dumb and evil but...

Get fucked cyclops

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

05.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes perfect sense seeing how he was the generation of Kennedy born in DC and hes never had his ass kicked by Boston union workers for insulting Dunkin'

04.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you start riding motorcycles, you realize this game is much closer to a simulation than you hoped.

02.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can fix her

02.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Asking one of the posh etiquette influencers what is the proper way of eating my nutrient breakfast slop with a cold can of monster energy.

02.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Professional athlete personal trainers will do anything except have their athletes move a barbell and a fork.

02.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im tired of using the inglorious bastards meme, but I can't wait for his spotter to fail when someone forces him to actually try and bench 315.

02.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

01.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all

28.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1804 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Going to the Johm Brown bookstore and complaining they dont have anything glowing on Jefferson Davis.

28.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, fascists dont go to depth, fascists dont train their legs.

28.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Clinton's defense is "have you considered im actually really stupid, and so you can ignore my entire personal history of being a predator"

28.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0