here's the thing that pisses me off about that noma story: those people are still blacklisted among the many powerful *men* in the culinary industry who still, even after all this evidence, support rene redzepi
me when my team loses in spring training ball: this is meaningless, spring training is not a reliable indicator of the future
me when my team wins in spring training ball: my god this is our year, these guys can go all the way
thank you for sharing! this man will be fine, he is just *very* zooted at this time.
hello hi I am paying $200 at the veterinarian because my dog tried to get high
ok pls share ur recs because the MLB app is already annoying me
i make a version of this, which is very good! shop.momofuku.com/blogs/recipe...
tonight we are having ORANGE CHICKEN FRIES for dinner, which is just when you make orange chicken and put it on top of waffle fries
i stole this idea from a LA restaurant, i think, and it has changed my life
Is there a subscription fee I can pay to not have to hear about protein anymore
the traitors producers know exactly what we want (close-ups of rob)
phewwwwww
i haven't seen one cogent thought or complete sentence in these emails but yes sure it is us women who are a bunch of dumb broads
i am personally so thrilled for sturg's boogie era
sometimes i sit and smugly think about the fact that i was right that sturgill simpson would not continue making country records because he never promised anybody he was only going to make country records, even though the worst country music writer in the universe called me a dumbass for saying so
i love* that we have all just accepted that a google search will immediately yield incorrect information about 2/3 of the time now, truly great system we have going on here
I need to know who decided that the world needed newsletters instead of websites
why do we want *more* email???????
it is kind of wild to be repeatedly told that you must engage with a technology that exists almost entirely by the theft of your work and the work of other workers like you
should i also ask the guy who robs my house to paint it? do i need to engage a car thief as my mechanic??
the only new technology i need at this time is environmentally friendly styrofoam
i firmly believe that the most essential kitchen skill is being able to turn whatever random bullshit you find in your fridge into a delicious soup
my current belief that it's intentional, they think we'll just give up (and boy have i thought about it)
OH? Thou demandst thine wages? Complete this puzzle, dance on your head, and convert your PDF to Word and the wizard inside this 183-year-old computer will consider it
freelance journalism is great because not only do you get to navigate the whims of AI and capricious editors, you ALSO get to engage with some of the least user-friendly technology ever invented in the form of various and increasingly horrible invoicing platforms
update I obtained a shockingly full quart of pickle chips, I am wealthy beyond belief
question I just asked a restaurant: what is the largest quantity of pickles you will sell me
I am back from the theater and baby let me tell you: money can buy you a lot of things but it apparently cannot buy you the ability to competently analyze literature
I am not new to being a hater I am true to being a hater
I am not watching Wuthering Heights so that I can enjoy this classic piece of literature brought to life, I am watching so I can mercilessly critique Emerald Fennell’s choices and stare at Jacob Elordi, ok
I need to know how they convinced people to eat cold oatmeal
that shit is gruel to begin with, now I can’t even have a little warmth?????
all these AI commercials look like shit, who is compelled by this
my brain is soup, how are we expected to know so many things
But Brandon if we do that then the real estate developers can’t get even wealthier!!! how dare you
