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Jon Herman

@hermjon

Screenwriter, *Straight Outta Compton*, dog lover, live music-head, phish, lcd, radiohead, owls, hot tubs & soft drinks, dappled sunlight, art; Born CT Jew, currently Silver Lake Jew; friend of Bill W

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Her outfit is HIDEOUS my god

Just… appalling

10.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean he went from β€œIran totes did it” to β€œi think they did it but honestly i have no idea” so… maybe soften isn’t the right word. Also Blitzer is a fucking tool

10.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes best idea is definitely to call your supporters FOOLS, completely rational strategy, let's amplify that one

08.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they should really require a brethalyzer before you can appear on a sunday morning fascist gabfest

08.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean i am VERY fully aware of what queens sound like on a sunday when they've had 4 mimosas before theeggs benedict shows the hell up

08.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Docter is a cowardly, sheltered ultra-rich hack who cares more about money than being a decent human

08.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a typo in paragraph 6, NYT. Sorry to nit pick but you're supposed to be the gold standard and whatnot

07.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet baby Christ

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean to be fair DJT probably gave Putin the info directly, on one of his dozens of burner phones

06.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Chalamet will ever make the connection that he might've actually won an Oscar if he'd just kept his fucking mouth shut and didn't flagrantly disrespect his peers in the Fine Arts, for literally no other reason than he's an arrogant tone-deaf asshole. I doubt it. Dudes like him rarely do

06.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That piece is so delightfully lacerating. Like…. Damn. I hope Noem follows her advice and goes the MTG route and claws back a shred of self respect

06.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol now whenever i see a podium on here i just KNOW you're about to show up....

05.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Operation Velvet Rage" πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
What’s Wrong with Pete Hegseth? Our secretary of defenseβ€”who insists you call him secretary of warβ€”is a deeply insecure man. We’ll be lucky to survive him.

I don’t know about this guy y’all www.esquire.com/news-politic...

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 7364 πŸ” 2034 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 88

πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

04.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this particular rotting-flesh trajectory is very Death Becomes Her

02.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's a good thing you're a writer because you definitely have chops lol

02.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

willing to bet that during this demented muddle he actually didn't remember starting a war

02.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg don't even get me started on Miller. The difference being, that while I think Trump will likely pass on without suffering any sort of real accountability.... I'm fairly certain Miller is going to meet a gruesome, violent, and well-deserved end

02.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus. I never saw that before

02.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

someone should compile all of trumps recent quotes about killing, death, and whatnot. He seems oddly fixated on corpses. On creating death. Celebrating it. It gives him a gleeful little smile to talk about it. Whether in boats, or overseas in war, or on a street in MN. He has literal blood lust

02.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD

01.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d take the almost out. Absolutely smirking.

01.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The president plans to visit the funerals of these fallen soldiers to berate them and all of the remaining military β€œyou need to stop dying. You need to do your jobs properly and not die. If you die it means you hate America”

01.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the lights are on but nobody is home. i'm pretty convinced that even as he reads those words on the teleprompter... he has no idea what he's saying. He doesn't know what he's started. He doesn't know why those soldiers died. If you asked him next week, the cost of his actions would not register

01.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean, LITERALLY a lyric from a Team America: World Police song

01.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be a couch banging situation up in there real soon

01.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been interesting to watch his journey from sobriety to relapse to full on psychosis

01.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Abe Lincoln up on the wall behind him, giving this asshole side-eye

28.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0