AuraBlaze

There are a couple evil old men who the world would benefit immensely if they fell down a flight of stairs.

Web developer friend is contracting her services out to people trying to get off the centralized sub services. She's a gem, and the work is amazing. :)

Or he ate a "No Explode Splode" fruit first

I'm 30, was taught how to write checks in grade school, and have never actually written a real one.

I've only ever deposited them from older people *and spent enough time working for a bank to know they're wildly insecure and probably shouldn't be used*.

That was actually really cute when she was glued to me after I hadn't been there for like 6 weeks

You know, I wonder if *that's* why Clair freaks out if I'm not in a diaper - she knows you're not leaving for a bit if I'm dressed like a toddler

I get what they were *trying* to communicate, but yeah this looks super gay

This is actually pretty consistent - the Democratic base is a lot more likely to criticize the party leadership than the GOP base.

Democrats who think Schumer is a spineless wuss will vote for *new* Democrats, not stay home or vote GOP.

Weirdest "little" thing you've done to someone else or had done to you.

I still find enbies naming themselves after objects entertaining

Counterpoint: obnoxiously pink frilly diaper with the emo clothes would be cute.

... anyone trying to toilet train before a kid can dress themselves is just setting up for failure.

How Big Diaper absorbs billions of extra dollars from American parents US parents toilet train their kids much later than they used to. And that trend is a sales bonanza for Pampers and Huggies.

ah yes, "big diaper"

Sounds similar to when you showed me that Dragon Quest movie

As much as I enjoy Old School RuneScape, it still has a massive problem with bots. Skilling for money is essentially dead content unless you're an Iron.

Yeah, I don't like the idea of conflating a kink/fetish with orientation itself - that seems detrimental to normalizing non cishet identities.

More people need to taste real vanilla. Once you've tried that, you question everything about this convention.

Should start joking that Pandora is your deadname until the actual one's completely memory holed

The venture capital for it drying up should kill it - pretty much no except weird tech bros wants to *pay* for machine generated slop, so once it becomes expensive to generate...

It's a bit weird for me to respond here because I'm still religious, but I went through *aggressive* deconstruction because of a certain Orange politician demonstrating my denomination's leadership didn't actually have a moral backbone, even when that guy promoted directly conflicting theology.

Clearly I need to make more of these

Cursed thought: Evangelical "Youth" music is so theologically vapid it can be warped for everything. C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N has the same number of letters as D-I-A-P-E-R-B-O-Y, for example

All potty-training is bad.

As someone who is still somewhat caught in its grip. It is a despicable evil, a very blight on the human condition, that should be utterly eradicated.

It does to your comfort, your cuteness, and your vulnerability, the same thing smoking does to your lungs.

Heck, for me it *mostly* isn't. Doesn't change the fact that it's a kink and insisting it isn't is just gonna wedge people into unsafe situations.

That guy is in for a lot of pain if he's going to go around insisting that a kink isn't a kink.

Hopefully the DST jump didn't make it worse - that thing sucks for people who've lived in the US their whole lives, so I can't imagine experiencing it shortly after moving here.

You should set them to standard time as a joke

It's dumb stupid time regardless of it currently existing. Yay heart attack and stroke spike day.

This sketch is creeping me out. Fantastic job of demonstrating the concept.

Aura is too small for an orientation