Oooof
07.03.2025 20:34
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Oooof
I accused my 50yr old+ coworker of being "full of beans" and he asked me if that was some new gen z/alpha term he needed to know. Then I learned that not a single person I work with has ever heard this. I'll be back here, in my jalopy thinking about potted meat listening to Dawn and Tony Orlando.
Is it Friday yet?
I love my work friend so much, but he is incapable of answering yes or no questions. I want to shake him so hard until he is only capable of answering yes or no questions.
"Did you print the invoices?"
"Well I - (SHAKES MAN INTO A TBI)
I somehow managed to live in a house of three people (myself included) with sleeping disorders, and vastly different work schedules. It's almost guaranteed that one of us is asleep at all times. It's quiet, cozy and comforting.
Spotify's discover weekly had me listen to Hop Along. I can't help but think the lead singer sounds like Tommy Pickles.
Anybody who calls it the "Gulf of America" has lost any right they thought they had to misgender or dead-name anyone.
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US & Canada, see you in 2025. Presale in our Discord tomorrow at 10 am. On sale everywhere Friday. Many bands hate touring. I get that. But could not be us. Cheekface shows will fix nothing about our shit-ass world, but they are fun to play and fun to go to and that’s good enough 🚐 💨
Girl squad
Since Meta keeps deleting my soup for no reason, here you go. Carrot ginger bitch